Na post Hii Thread nikiwa sijaiona hapa Jamvini,
Kwa wale members wa MMU ambao tupo Dar (Nikiwa Mmoja wao) naomba tu propose day tu mit, tufahamiane, Namba za Simu tubadilishane n.k n.k n.k...
Mtoto mdogo msichana alimwuliza mama yake:
"Mama, asili ya binadamu ilianza vipi?"
Mama akajibu,
"Mungu aliumba Adam na Hawa, baadaye wao wakawa wanazaa watoto mpaka tukafikia sisi binadamu wa...
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different
hell for each country. He decides hell pick the least painful to spend
his eternity. He goes to German Hell and...
Baada ya kulewa njwiii na rafiki yake mpya aliempata bar, mlevi akamkaribisha rafiki mpya apaone kwake. Walipofika mwenyeji akaanza intro,'Unaona makochi yale, yale yangu, hiyo TV yangu, njoo...
They said;
Whiskey, Vodka, Beer, Cigarettes, women, money, etc etc...are a man's worst enemies,
and the man who runs away from his enemies is a COWARD!
Walisema;
Pombe, bia, sigara, wanawake...
Sista do mmoja alikuwa anapenda sana maharage ya kopo(baked beans)shida ilikuwa kila akiyala baada ya muda anaharibu atmosphere vibaya mno.Sasa ikafika point kapata mchumba aliyempenda sana na...
One afternoon a husband arrived home with sad news for his wife
Husband: Wife, I just received a call, mother(mama) passed away. Shall we go to town and get some necessities for the funeral...
A young girl is taking a bath, when she suddenly realizes shesgrowing pubic hairs.
She runs to her mom and says. "Mama I have hair growing on mycookie!!!
Her mother tells her not to call it...
kuna mwizi baada ya kuiba sana jirani na kwao akaona asogee kidogo sehemu ingine,usiku akaenda kwenye nyumba moja yenye ukuta akaona kimya,ukuta haukuwa mrefu sana akaona aruke juu na kushika mara...
Man: Darling, years ago you had a figure like a Coke bottle.
Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is that, earlier it was a 300ml now it's a 2 liters.
300ml
2 liters.
Hii ingefaa kubaki kwenye jukwaa la siasa kwa ajili ya wanasiasa wetu, lakini kwa kuwa ni utani, hapa pia itafaa, lakini badala ya kucheka, naomba utafakari:
Kuna mfalme mmoja aliamua kusafiri...
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