JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

There are hidden but important laws which even scientists like Newtons and Einstein didn't reveal to us.But the truths are universal and,above all,worth observing. 1. Law of waiting in line: If...

Mimi simu yangu ya kwanza ilikuwa Motorola zile tulikuwa tunanunua kwa service provider. Tritel ndio waliniuzia. Msukumo wa kununua simu ya mkononi ulikuja kwa kuwa kuna binti nilikuwa...

Mwenzetu alipata misukusuko kazini yapata miezi nane iliyopita. Ameyumba na sasa amefukuzwa kwenye nyumba aliyokuwa akiishi. Wazazi wa mke wake wapo hapa Dsm na sasa wanamtaka mkwe wao akaishi...

Kabla hawajakata umeme hawa TANESCO comment fasta fasta una maoni gani,unawashauri nini? waurudishe baada ya siku ngpi? friji lako lina nini?

Dear friends, A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and he decides he will pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes...

Mlevi mmoja alipanda daladala moja na mchungaji, mchungaji akamwambia 'mpendwa unajua unaenda motoni' mlevi kwa kupayuka akaita 'konda! konda! konda! nishushe mm siendi moton naenda tabata'

Inasadikiwa kwamba kwa vile mambo ya kusimamia nchi yamemshinda JK sasa anatafuta hifadhi nchi nyingine ili akipata ajiuzulu. Tatizo hakuna nchi inayomkubalia -- za hivi karibuni ni Syechelles...

Konda: Ndege? Ndege mpo? Abiria: Shusha... Konda: Waache ndege (Hapa huwa najiuliza wameshushwa raia au ndege?) Konda: Kipawa? Abiria: Wote kimya... Konda anachukulia hamna wa kushuka...

>Biashara asubuh jioni mapenzi. >Haraka haraka huchana condom. >Mficha uchi nye*e zitamuumbua. >Samaki mkunje kama style ya kichuma mboga. >Mtoto akililia wembe ujue kaishaota mavu*i. >Alie...

- Why you can tell your friend "You're my best friend" but you dare not tell your wife "You are my best wife? - Women are basically greedy. They want all things from one man. Men are so simple...

nawakaribisha kiota cha SIMBA KAPAKATWA kupata moja moja ya kushtua kabla ya kuelekea kijiwe cha Sinza!!. then Jumapili Church ambapo mtumishi wa Mungu Aspirin atakuwa anaongoza ibada akisaidiwa...

Mwanafunzi: Kitendawiliii Wanafunzi: Tegaaaaaaa Mwanafunzi:Nivue nguo nikupe utamuu?? Mwalimu: Mshenzi wewe acha kutukana Mwanafunzi: Mwalimu hujui?? jibu lake ndizi. Duh ticha kabaki kaduwaa!!!

Tina ana kasuku kadhaa na cage kadhaa kwa ajili ya kubebea hao kasuku.Akiweka kasuku wanne wanne katika kila cage,cage moja inabaki tupu.Akiweka kasuku watatu watatu katika kila cage,kasuku mmoja...

New Employment Rules *SICKDAYS* * We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to get to the doctor, you are able to come into work. * *MARTENITY...

uasili wa slaa unapaswa kuchunguzwa maana binafsi ananichanganya kumjua kuwa,yeye ni mtanzania halisi au ana asili ya uzulu. Bila shaka si kwaida kumshuhudia mtanzania halisi kuwa natabia ya...

jamani ehee tukumbushane enzi zile ile zile za chekechea darasa la kwnaza la pili mpaka tatu. Ile michezo ya Ukuuuuuti ukutiiiiiiiiiiii wa mnaziiiiii wa...

Guys naomba ufafanuzi juu ya haya nini tofauti yake chizi kichaa mwendawazimu tahira Mjinga mpumbavu tnx

University students waliingia kwenye quiz ya kuongea, two friends ambao walikuwa wakisaidiana walikubaliana aingie mmoja ambaye yuko vizuri kichwani ili akitoka ammezeshe mwenzie. Kwakuwa muda...

Intelligent shopkeeper The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand new business much like his own opened up next door and erected a huge sign which read BEST DEALS. He was horrified when another...

Lawyer huyu .....! A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him...