JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Mm ni mwanafunz wa kidato cha tano katika shule maarufu sana hapa nchini, Jana usiku nimekutwa na kasheshe baada ya kukutwa na teacher nikiwa na simu alafu shule yenyewe hairuhusu mwanafunzi...

The CIA had a opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents...

For a computer programming class, I sat directly across from someone, and our computers were facing away from each other. A few minutes into the class, she got up to leave the room. I reached...

Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have...

Just thinking aloud! What is behind our avatars? Why did you choose your avatar? What does it portray? What is your relationship with your avatar? For example, I am okada, because I am a great...

Stevie Wonder is playing a gig in Nairobi. He's just finished playing his Seventies classic Sir Duke. The crowd is still going wild when a young Kikuyu man at the front says, "Stevie Wonder...

Wabondei 2 walipanga kwenda kuiba duka la dhahabu, usiku ulipoingia wakaenda na kuiba dhahabu zote, cha kushangaza asubuhi polisi walipokuja walimkuta mmoja pale dukani , walipomuuliza akawaambia...

Hebu ona huyu mama alivyoliwa na houseboy kizembe!!!! The husband and his wife were not on good terms. In fact, the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she...

Wana Jf, Mimi binafsi nakula mara mbili kwa siku asubuhi nakunywa uji wa Ulezi na Viazi au Mihogo, usiku napenda sana Ugali wa Muhogo na Samaki Kolekole, na chakula nachokimiss ni supu za...

Mume karudi nyumbani akiwa njwii, maji yamemfika mpaka shingoni. Mke akamwuliza, Mume wangu mbona umelewa hivi, twende nionyeshe ulikuwa unakunywa wapi. Mume akampeleka kwenye baa ya mama muuza...

Jetu na mume wake walipendana sana, walipenda kucheka,kucheza na kufanya kila aina ya mbwembwe ili mradi tu kila 1 anadhihlisha uwepo wake kwa mwenzake, Jetu baada ya muda alipata...

sielewi kwa nini watu wengi wanapenda kuishi dar,lakini kwa jinsi navyoona hiyo nchi hata mikoani unaweza kuishi maisha mazuri, nimeona pale tunduma vijana wadogo wana fedha nyingi sana nafikiri...

Habari wana JF, nafurahi kuwa nanyi hapa Waxn waxn jaman wenzangu , unakuta mtu anaondoka anaenda saloon kufaya waxn, Ananyolewa nyele mikononi , miguuni na hata sehemu za siri. Mtu unavua nguo...

Hivi ikitokea siku moja mToto wako kwa bahati mbaya akakuona uko uchi na kukuuliza “ hivi baba hicho kinachoning’inia katikati ya mapaja yako utamjibuje? Basi kuna mtoto mmoja alimuona baba...

Hatua aliochukua Lissu kwa anne makinda juu ya uendeshwaji wa bunge kwa jazba na itikadi ni sawa kwani kumekuwa n unyanyasaji sana kwa wakombozi wabunge w upinzani esp. Cdm hadi leo mch. Ka2kanwa...

Do! Cdm ni vizuri kuwa waagalifu sana juu ya ujio w hao wageni kutoka GERMANY. Ila itakuw njema kam watakuw n nia n chama che2 iliyotayari kuchukua dola 2015 wacwaingilie kichwa kichwa.

Nachukua fursa hii kutangaza rasmi kuwa naacha kupiga ulabu AKA pombe kwani nimeona haina deal zaidi ya kuniweka karibu na kaburi.....btw ive seen most ya my relative wana suffer kwa magonjwa...

Habari nilizozopata kisa cha Bi Clintoni kukataa kuonana naviongozi wa upinzani nchini hasa Chadema ni eti jinsi anavyofahamu hakuna upinzani wa kweli nchini isipokuwa waganga njaa....hapa...

A lady boards a Matatu bus carrying her baby, seats next to a man, she starts to breastfeed the baby. The baby refuses to suckle, she yelled at the baby"ebu nyonya ama nimpatie huyu uncle ako...

:happy::happy: Hello TANMO, We at JamiiForums would like to wish you a happy birthday today! It's a special day in your life and NOT just a year older, but a year better! Wishing you all the...