JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Huyu mzee namzimikia. Daima hakuna kuchelewa. Mtu anaweza kutimiza malengo na ndoto zake bila ya kujali umri. Kitu kimoja ambacho ni hakika ni pale aliposema "siku hizi watoto wetu hatuwafunzi...

nasikia usingizi jamani, nataka lala pia. So usiku mwema warembo/wadau!

PakaJimmy PakaJimmy huyu mwenzetu anayeitwa PakaJimmy anayependa sana kuifokea laptop, alikuwa na pacha wake PakaMweusi, sijui amepotelea wapi PakaMweupe ambaye alielewana sana na PakaJimmy...

A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. John, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. John had the...

Una ndoo mbili,A na B.Ndoo A ina lita mbili za vinegar na ndoo B ina lita mbili za maji.Chukua lita moja ya vinegar kutoka ndoo A kisha changanya na lita mbili za maji katika ndoo B.Changanya...

One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. When Tommy, their 11 year old son returned home from school passed...

Hii ni mahususi kwa wauguzi/wakunga/watoa huduma za afya/ n.k waliosoma Ndolage Nursing School.. Hiki chuo kilikuwa na mandhari mazuri sana ya kusoma na kujifunza na kufanya majaribio kwa...

Asante Mungu kwa kumchukua FATAKI aliye kuwa anatuharibia wanafunzi wetu, ndio maana hata matangazo ya kuwatahadharisha watoto wajikinge na Fataki siku hizi hayapigwi kwa kuwa kisha fariki.

James and Jerome were on a camping and hiking trip.They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. (JAMES ASKED):Jerome,look up,what do you see? (JEROME):Well,I see thousands of...

Waswahili 2 wavivu sana baada ya kucheza bao wakataka kuita taxi iwapleke msibani, kila mmoja anajisikia uvivu kuita taxi, baada ya mabishano marefu mmoja akaita taxi iliyokuja na kusimama mbele...

Nimekuwa natafakari kwa muda mrefu ni vigezo gani anatumia kikwete kuteuwa VIGOGO wa serilika yake ni vipi kwa mfano pamoja na mrindoko kupata kashifa nyingi hasa ya richmond alimkumbatia na...

Wana-CCM wawili a.k.a. wavua magamba walikuwa wakizungumza, mmoja akamwambia mwenzake kuwa mkewe amejifungua pacha 3 kutokana na kusoma sana mambo ya RACHEL, mwenzake akataharuki sana na kutaka...

Jamaa wawili walipigana harufu iliyokuwa ikitoka ni ya tairi kuungua, kuja kuwaangalia kumbe ni Jaluo.

Mwanafunzi alamuuliza mwl wake hivi honey ina miguu? mwl akamjibu haina nani kakwambia? mwanafunzi akamjibu kila mara namsikia baba usiku mwingi akisema honey nyanyua miguu. Mwl akashikwa na butwaa.

Kama mbunge analala hotelini kwa 50,000 kwa siku,je,inagharimu kiasi gani kwa wabunge wetu 350*50,000kwa siku*siku za vikao vya bunge*miaka5?? Hivi ni kwa nini serikali isiingie mkataba na NSSF...

Mnamo tarehe 22-12-2010 waziri wa elimu alikuja Udom kutatua tatizo la wanafunzi kutokwenda field ila alitoa tamko kwamba TCU ipo chini yake atakwenda kuiagiza ipitishe degree zote zile ambazo...

Babu alimwambia mjukuu wake jifiche umetoroka shule,mwalimu wako anakuja: Mjukuu:akamjibu jifiche wewe kwa sababu nilimuaga umekufa,nimekuja kukuzika. UNGEKUWA WEWE NDIO BABU UNG'EFANYAJE?

Habari wana jf mimi naishi manzese nataka sana kufatilia vikao vya vijana bavicha na zaidi kujitolea kwa cdm lakin sijui kuna taratibu gani plz nisaidieni nifanyaje kwan hapa mtaani kwetu kipo...

Jamani tunaomba msaada wa video ya mheshimiwa zitto akitoa speech ya budget au kama mtu anajua inapatikana wapi (source)tufahamishane please wengine sisi ni wapenzi wa kusikiliza kuliko kusoma.

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