JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Lovelly day...my wish to all other members who were born on this date

cheki huyu dogo utundu umemzidi

KDDDA Company Box Musoma APLICATION OF JOB I am aply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of KDDDA. I am complete to Sitandad 7 examination certificate in 1997. My skool here...

A man is dying of cancer and his son asked him" dad why u keep telling people that you are dying of AIDS" Dad replies," so when i'm dead no body ****s your mama.

Rais wa moyo wangu Dr W P Slaa hakika natamani kesho ifike nipate speech yake kwani ni Faraja sana kwangu na wanyonge wenzangu.NAOMBA RAIS UTUSAIDIE KUHOJI PIA NOTI MPYA NA ZA ZAMANI HATMA NI...

Dingi kanunua simu, amekaa sebuleni na katoto kake anatest mlio, mara dingi ushuzi ukamtoka 'pwi pwii'. Mtoto "Baba huo huo nimeupenda kwa kuwa una harufu pia"

Juzi nilitembelea ofisi za jamaa wachina wanaitwa Jiteng Consulting Company, hawa jamaa wapo pale Mikocheni B, nilikuwa naonana na mkurungenzi wake anaitwa Mr A. Huang! Katika stori yule mchina...

Matatizo ya english media kwa watoto wadogo, siku moja mtoto alichukua paspoti ya mama yake na kuisoma akakuta; name:Anitha ,place:Moshi,Birth:1976,sex:F,Mtoto akamwita mama yake akamwambia...

Wana JF. hii kitu ni mpya sasa inaanza kazi itajikita zaidi kwenye media hasa ya audio kwenye web yao ambako wataupload audio za kufundisha jamii! Hebu fungua hapa usikilize audio ya leo...

Hebu sikiliza huyu mtoto alivyo mkorofi. Kamtukana Obama live eti hajamuuwa Osama. Katunzo Media Group

I have found this somewhere and thought it is worth sharing, especially for those who curse drinking. 10% OF ALL ROAD ACCIDENTS ARE DUE TO DRUNKEN DRIVING. THIS MAKES A LOGICAL STATEMENT THAT 90%...

Shoga mmoja aliambiwa utaenda peponi kuna asali tele huko. Shoga. akajibu aaa... sitaki kutafunwa na nyuki, Nipelekeni huko motoni nna udi wangu ntajifukiza. Kero ya nini!

mjukuu:"babu kwani kuna tofauti gani kati ya chupi ya zamani na ya sasa? Babu:"zamani ili uone kalio unapanua chup,siku hizi ili uone chupi unapanua kalio" mjukuu:"sikuelewi babu" babu:"kalio...

Nilikutana na watu wa kabila la wasagara maeneo ya ruaha mbuyuni.Hawa watu shughuli zao kuu ni uvuvi katika mto ruaha.Mto ruaha una mamba wengi hatari.Kitu wanachofanya wasagara ni kula mayai ya...

Mtandao ambao mbowe anaujenga na wenzake unaoonyesha busara ndogo za mbowe na umesababisha vitendo vya sirisiri ndani ya chadema dhidi ya watu fulani, hii haijengi umoja ndani ya chama. Busara...

Wanajamvi nisaidieni. Nimetembelea mtandao wa CIA na kukuta taarifa za mauaji ya Usama Bin Ladin. Sasa najiuliza kama ndo yuleyule Osama au kuna mwingine. Ninapata mashaka hasa pale tunavyoendelea...

Many people think complete and finished have the same meaning,read below: Marry the right person and you are complete. Marry the wrong person and you are finished. Extra joke: A guy comes home...

Alisikika babu mmoja akipita mtaani, na hii ni baada ya kuona wake zake aliowaoa enzi hizo za radio ya mbao hawampendezi jamani nauza niongezee pesa nliyonayo nioe wa kichina maana mjukuu wangu...

MIMI NASHINDWA KUELEWA MAANA YA USOMI,HIVI KIKWETE ALIKARIRI AU ALISOMA KUELEWA??HATA KIMOMBO TABU???:embarrassed:

Husband and Wife agreed dat,anytime they want sex they'll call it 'phone call' so that their kids wont understand.1 day a husband was horny, he told his son 2 tel her mom that he wants to make a...