JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Mtu mmoja alimuuliza mtoto 'mwanangu unaijua njia ya Posta'? Mtoto akajibu 'Nenda moja kwa moja mpaka njia panda fuata kulia' . Mtu yule akamshukuru mtoto kisha akamwambia' Mimi ni Padri mpya...

Kuna Mbuzi, simba, majani na mtumishi. mtumishi amepewa kazi ya kusafirisha mbuzi, simba na majani kuelekea sehemu ambaye bosi wake amemwamuru kutokana na ukame na ukosefu wa chakula sehemu ambayo...

Mmh kwa yanyoendelea chadema wacha nihamie chama cha bwanayesu mmhhh hata uliowatarajia kumbe wanajishonesha wanajifanya kufungisha watu mitaani wanakufa na bastola wao wana enjoy life...

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85yrs old woman died virgin.Had left a request that on her tomb should be written. BORN VIRGIN. LIVED VIRGIN. AND DIED VIRGIN. THE WRITER SHORTENED IT AND WROTE RETURNED UNUSED

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Urio, Tanzanian living in USA Bill...

Does She Rotates Clockwise or Counterclockwise?

CCM Mnatia uzuni kila mkiibuka na matamko yenu na maoni yenu juu ya matatizo na mstakabali wa Chama chenu Kikongwe kabisa hapa Africa Mashariki. Kama ningekuwa mwanazuoni katika kada ya Sayansi...

jamaa alitoka zake ulaya na bonge la dogi jike ,akawa analicare vibaya mno,kila siku majirani wanamuona jamaa anamsafisha mbwa wake na kumpaka mafuta maalum,siku moja mbwa akatoweka ktk mazingira...

Popote panafaa kwa tendo hilo,Iwe ndani au nje,kama ni juu au chini,kitandani au mkekani,kwenye majani au sakafuni.tendo hilo ni wajibu kwa yeyote.asiyejua hufunzwa.(usiwaze sana hiyo ni "ibada ya...

Treni ya umeme inaelekea kusini kwa spidi ya 250km/hr na upepo unaelekea mashariki kwa spidi 200km/hr.Moshi wa treni utaelekea wapi na kwa spidi gani?

Endapo kama mzingo na eneo la duara viko sawa (kinamba)... Je, kipenyo cha duara hilo ni ngapi!?

Jamani kirefuni KUNYWA KIKOMBE KIMOJA TU, au KOMA KUJA KUSALI TENA, nisaidieni wana JF.

Dear Shosti, Pdidy and Dena Amsi for the PM, Thank you, Asprin , Bubu Ataka Kusema , WomanOfSubstance, Fidel80, FirstLady1, Freestyler ,Gurudumu , HengeInkoskaz , , Kaizer , Katavi ,Kimey...

Mpenzi Frank, HABARI za Pasaka mwenzangu? Wengine wanasema eti walisaka Pasaka hadi wakawakawaka sijui na wewe uliiona? Ingawa wanaowakawaka kawaida kesho yake huwa wanatamani kufa tena badala...

Jamani hii sasa kali maana kuna waalimu walienda kwa babu kule loliondo. Baada ya kupata kikombe babu akawaambia, "haya 500 yangu ?" Wakatoa bima ya afya, babu kachoka kabisa!

WAMASAI: Mama yeyo nipe ile kitu namesa mwensake. WAKURYA: Mama Bhoke rara chini nikurenge. WAHAYA: Mama Koku infacti njoo tuperform. WACHAGA: Mama...

Wachina wawili(mke na mume),walienda kuishi nchini nigeria.Baada ya miezi kadhaa kupita,mwanamke alipata ujauzito.Ilipofika muda wa kujifungua,yule mama wa kichina alijifungua mtoto mweusi kama...

Hivi Wizara ya Habari,Vijana,Utamaduni na Michezo huwa haina muda kupitia filamu zinazotengenezwa hapa nchini kabla hazijaingia sokoni? Hii staili ya kuzuia kuonyeshwa kwa filamu baada ya mauzo...

A beggar Found Tsh.1000 He decided to have a Great Dinner He went to a 5 Star hotel & Enjoyed the Dinner When bill came he said I have No Money, Manager called Police and handed the Beggar...