JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a...
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Napendekeza CCM ifutwe kama Tunisia walivyofuta chama tawala kwa sababu zifuatazo 1. CCM Imetawala miaka karibu 50, watu wale wale kina Msekwa, kingungwe, makamba, mwinyi, etc. Hawana mawazo...
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Mgambo wa kimakonde aliwakamata wacheza kamari.kamari hii waliicheza kwa kutumia kikombe na sarafu,wanaizungusha ndani ya kikombe na kuichungulia..Mmakonde akaanza kutaja orodha ya makosa(1) kocha...
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Marafiki walipoteana siku nyingi sana. Baada ya miaka kumi wakaonana mjini. Jamaa wa kwanza akamuuliza mwenzie, je kwenye facebook unatumia jina gani? Jamaa wa pili akajibu, tangu tumemaliza...
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Wahenga wanasema - Kizuri kula na nduguyo... "Tunda nalipenda... ntalipataje tunda!"
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MCHAGA mmoja alinunua mashine ya kukamulia ng'ombe MAZIWA, kabla ya kuitumia kwa ng'ommbe akaijaribu mwenyewe kwa kuivaa kwenye DUDU yake, akasikia rahaaaa ya ukweli kuliko hata anayoipata kwa...
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Dar es Salaam. The National Social Security Fund Tanzania [NSSF] is planning a pension scheme for Tanzanians in the Diaspora.NSSF has already outlined and discussed the idea with some Tanzanians...
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Mwanaharakati wa kweli afrika ni mandela peke yake,wengine wanatulkisha upepo,tuliowaamini wamwgeuka watawala badala ya viongozi,tuliowapa wavisimamie wamevifanya vyao na ukoo wao
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Jama kapanda ferry karibu nae kukawa na bibi mzee amevalia rinda na kofia yake mpya.mara upepo mkali ukavuma.rinda la yule bibi likawa lapeperushwa na hakua na chupi.yule bibi kaonekana akizuia...
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Mama mkwe hakuridhika na mtoto aliyezaliwa na mke wa mwanae na majibizano yalikuwa hivi: Mama mkwe: "Binti samahani, ukweli mtoto hafanani na kijana wangu kabisaaa" Binti: "Bila samahani mama...
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Picha inaongea mara 100 zaidi ya maelezo mengi! Tumsaidieje?? Wenzetu huko nje wanamuelewa vyema kuliko tunavyomfikiria sisi...hasa kuhusu mchango wake ktk EAC....! Je...
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Kate was standing in the kitchen cooking dinner. Her husband Paul was in the living room drinking a beer and watching the game. "Honey, you need to come in here and fix the fridge. The door is...
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A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the...
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Most 'First Class' students get technical seats, some become Doctors and some Engineers. * The 'Second Class' pass, and then pass MBA, become Administrators and control the 'First Class'...
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Hebu pata picha......
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wana jf(jukwaa la faida) nawasalimu!!!! I got this quote from somewhere naomba nishee nanyi . Iko hivi! Gret minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, narrow...
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MEMORANDUM TO : ALL STAFF FROM : MANAGEMENT SUBJECT : FINANCIAL CRISIS DATE...
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Mvuvi 1:Ulipotupa ndoano,ulimnasa samaki mkubwa,ukamnasua,ukamrudisha majini.Ukampata wa saizi ya kati naye ukamrudisha majini,lakini umemnasa huyu mdogo ndo umeridhika umemchukua,why? Mvuvi 2:We...
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kama mimi ningekuwa ndio rais wa tanzania...............
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