A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story listened to her prayer which she ended by saying: "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa."...
Hivi wapenzi, mtu unakua na mpenzi wa toka enzi hizo mko vijana anaondoka anaenda kusoma anarudi mnaanza tena mahusiano anakwambia anataka mzae unamwambia subiri kidogo nimalizie mambo Fulani...
HARUFU YA UCHAGA SEASON 2
Mkuu, kama unaikumbuka stori yetu ya harufu ya uchaga....sasa hii ni Part II.
Kinyozi wetu mndengereko baadaye aligundua kuwa mtoto aliyezaa na mchaga anamzidi...
Jamaa mmoja kaoa mwanamke wake kutoka kijijini, siku hiyo kafungua nyumba yake mpya, kazindua gari lake jipya na wakati wa kufanya tendo la ndoa akavaa condom, basi yule mke wake akawatumia...
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Sweet Little Poem.
A fart is a pleasant thing...
It gives the belly ease...
It warms the bed in winter...
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet...
Jamaa alifika kwa daktari akipiga yowe la maumivu makali na mazungumzo yakawa hivi:
Daktari: Tatizo nini ndugu?
Mgonjwa: Daktari hali ni mbaya sana, mwili mzima unauma yaani kila kiungo...
Every day Little Johnny went to the park and sat on the park bench to watch the squirrels climb the tree.
One day while Little Johnny was sitting on the park bench, Susie walked by and unzipped...
This poem is special to our mothers at home, our sisters in JF and all other women across the globe.
How deep is a mother's love?
How far does a mother's love go?
Is there a limit to her love...
3 ladies saw a dog s*rewing another dog badly...
1. Doctor's wife: Wow, they are enjoying life.
2. Lawyer's Wife: No its Rape.
3. Salesman's wife: Looks like he has come back from a long...
It was the first day of school, and the teacher was calling the roll. She came to a strange name. The boy's name was I P.P. Rainwater. She called it out. When the youngster stood up, the teacher...
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife...
Mum walked into the bathroom one day and found young Johnny furiously scrubbing his d*ck with a toothbrush and toothpaste.
"What the hell do you think you're doing, young man?!" she exclaimed...
An older man was married to a younger woman.
After several years of a very happy marriage, he had a heart attack. The doctor advised him that to prolong his life they should cut out sex.
He and...
Mwanafunzi mmoja alikuwa analia baada ya kuporwa kalamu na mwenziwe ndipo mwl akawa anamsihi yule mtoto asilie. MWALIMU:usilie sana utakuja kuwa mbaya ukubwani .MWANAFUNZI:Bac inaonesha mwalimu...
Chagua jibu sahihi
1. Rais wa Tanzania ni........
(a) Lyatonga Mrema
(b) Jakaya Kikwete
(c) Rostam Aziz
(d) Dk. Slaa
(e) Yusuf Makamba
2. Makao Makuu ya Tanzania...
mke anaeishi Masaki akimuagiza mumewe zawadi utasikia "honey usisahau kurudi na soseji, piza,au kuku sawa dear"
Ishu ipo kwa mke wa TANDALE, utasikia " We Juma usisahau kurudi na miguu ya kuku...
sharobaro mmoja alikufa kizembe huko gongo la mboto , wakati mabomu yanalipuka aliambiwa lala chini, "nitachafuka men" mtu wa pili akamwambia panda lori tuondoke , "nasubiri tax men" mtu wa tatu...
Kinyozi mmoja mndengereko aliamua kuoa mchaga ili akizaa watoto wawe na harufu ya kichaga ya kuijua pesa kwa sababu alihisi yeye hakuwa nayo kabisa. Alifanikiwa kupata mtoto wa kiume akamwita jina...
Mwafrika aliingia bar na kumkuta mzungu yuko na nyani wake ikabidi Mwafrika ajiunge nao,baada ya dk kadhaa akaenda chooni na kuacha ndizi zake juu ya meza lkn aliporudi hakuziona ikabidi aulize...
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