JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Kuna dada mmoja anafanya kazi kwenye salon ya kiume nayoendaga,huyu dada alihamia Mbagala mwezi mmoja kabla ya mabomu na mwezi wa 12 mwaka jana alihamia Gongo la Mboto kwahiyo matukio yote mawili...

Nimepewa tenda na my wife ya kutafuta house girl.VIGEZO awe mzuri kupita my wife,mwenye chuchu saa sita umbo namba 8,mpole,mcheshi,mwenye kujituma,awe tayari kufanya kazi yoyote nitakayo...

Hii ndio post yangu ya kwanza kama JF Senior Expert Member.......nimejaribu kufikiria kitu cha kupost ila nimekosa...na naogopa kutema pumba. Cha kusema labda niwashukuru wana JF wote, wana...

kuna njemba ilienda hospitali na demu wake,mazungumzo kati yao na Dr yakawa hivi..Dr:mnasumbuliwa na nini?Dume:Dokta naomba utuangalie tunavyofanya mapenzi..Dr:hamna tatizo mnaweza mkafanya...bac...

Kwa habari nyepesi nyepesi nimesikia eti nanihiiiiiiii!!! Mkwere ataenda kufungua jiwe la shule ya msingi loliondo hivi karibuni. Hivyo basi serikali imetoa tamko kuwa watu wasiende tena kwa...

Jamaa mmoja baada ya kukaa siku tatu (3) ajapata chakula chochote njaa ilipomzidia akaenda stendi ya basi akajiangusha chini. wananchi waungwana wakamchukuwa wakampeleka hospitali kutibiwa...

Kuna maskini kaenda omba Upanga kwenye nyumba ya mdosi MASIKINI>Mama naomba pilau au biriani. MAMA WAKIDOSI>.Veve toka hapa hapana pika pilau biriani MASIKINI>HAKUNA TATIZO MAMA NAKUACHIA NAMBA...

There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem with passing gas. Since she came from a generation when people didn't even talk about this kind of problem it took a long time...

Siku zote MAVI hayana miba lakini ukiyakanyaga ni lazima uchechemee kwanini jamani ?

I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there, The lights seemed to shine down on you alone. I knew then I had to have you for my own. Willingly, you came with me to my...

A Wife is dreaming, and shouts: "Quick, my husband is back!!!" Her husband gets outta bed and jumps out the window. Then realizes he's the husband..

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The owner became quite concerned and marched over and told...

Ndugu yangu nunua gari mapema maana ukichelewa unaweza kupata namba za aibu kama vile T 325 UKE,T 268 UCH,T 425 TIA,T 128 VUZ ,T 169 SEX, T 694 MBO.

Kuna bwana na mke wake walikua honeymoon. Walipotoka huko wakaenda kwa mchungaji kuomba waachane maongezi yao yalikua hiv: mke na mume: mchungaji 2naomba uivunje hii ndoa! Mchungaji...

mwanafunzi alichelewa shuleni ndipo mwl ikabidi amuulize. Mwl:Kwann umechelewa? Mwanafunzi:kwasababu sijawahi

Kama haja ndogo ni "SHORT CALL" Na haja kubwa "LONG CALL" Basi kujamba iitwe "MISS CALL"

A guy wanted to live for 100 years. One day he went to a doctor and he said: "Doc, I wanna live for 100 years." The doc asked him: "Do you do drugs?" He said: "No". "Do you go out clubbing?" He...

To address an emergency call a doctor came to see a rich patient at his home, who was screaming with extreme stomach pain and was surrounded by many anxious relatives. Doctor kicked all the...

Je? ni kitu gani ungependa kiwepo kwenye katiba mpya?sikiliza maoni yafuatayo:- DEREVA:-Trafiki wasiwepo barabarani. MFANYABIASHARA:-TRA itaifishwe. WANACHUO:-Bodi ya mikopo imilikiwe na...

Habari wana Jf nipo hapa Arusha naona niwape hii huenda itasaidia, kuna watu wanajidai wao ni madalali wa safari za Loliondo kwa Babu na kuchukua pesa za watu na kuwaambia magari yatakuja jioni na...