JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Jamaa alikwenda Hospital na akakaa kwenye ukumbi wa kusubiri ilikwenda kumuona Daktari.Karibu yake kuna mtu mmoja ambaye alikua analia kwa maumivu.Akamuuliza mbona unalia akamjibu nilikuja kufanya...

:sad: Mshahara ni kama hedhi. Unakuja na kukaa kwa siku 3 hadi 7. Usipokuja ujue una mimba tayari!! lol!:msela:

tumezoea kuwasifu ndugu zetu wamasai kuwa wanadumisha mila hasa kwa mavazi yao, swali langu lipo kwa jirani zangu wanaotokea iringa. Je ni mambo gani ya msingi ambayo wakifanya wataonekana nao...

Ni kweli Mungu anasamehe lakini unapomueleza binadamu mwenzio ubaya huu unategemea hataogopa................????? Padri amekaa katika ki-box cha kuungamisha, kanisani hakuna mtu. Mara muumini...

A Boy wrote this letter to his Father Dear Dad! Thi$ $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. Mathematic$, a$tronomy, and economic$ are the $ubject$ I like...

Wanajf nimekumbuka na kutafakari nikapenda tushirishane wote hiki kitu,hebu turudi zamani zile za kale kabla ya ugunduzi wa vitu ambavyo tunatumia kama magari,ndege,meli,laptops,cellphones,plasma...

Dear Sir/Madam, I refer to the recent death of the Technical Manager at your company and wish to apply for the replacement of the dead manager. Each time I apply for employment I am told...

Hivi nikwanin dada zetu wakichaga shep zao huwa azielewek? Make miguu midogooo! Alafu kifuani wamejaliwa then hips do magumash na miondoko yao ya ajabuajabu

Msukuma mmoja alibahatika kwenda zake Uingereza, baada ya kufika alishangaa uzuri wa mji na majengo ya kushangaza. Ili akirudi Tanzania awakonge wenzake kila alichokiona alitaka kujua...

Habari dhenu wana grit thinka,ni hivi nilialikwa ktk kanisa moja hapa Jijini Arusha kwasababu kuna mdhungu kaja kutoka huko kwa watemi(USA)ili tukasikilize neno la Mungu,basi baada ya kwaya...

There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big...

kuna mchezo unapendwa na wav ,na inaonekana uwanja ni mdogo kwa hiyo inahitajika kufanya upanuzi wa uwanja ,je ni mchezo gani huo?

How did the accident happen? How did you know that the vehicle had no brakes?? Hahahahaaaa, jamaa anafurahisha kweli kweli

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. George: Great. Lay it on me. Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. George...

President Bush came to visit Mubarak in Egypt and was impressed by how popular he was and how easily he kept winning re-elections. “Mubarak” he said.” I’m about to run for re-election...

Katika hospitali teule ya Mugana huko Nkenge kwa kina nshomile mzee mmoja alikuwa anatibiwa kisonono na sista wa kizungu wakati mzungu kashika mkasi wenye pamba anakamua samsing ya babu usaha...

Jionee mwenyee jinsi mrembo huyu kutoka uarabuni anavyotisha. Wallahi mapata ushungu!!!!! Bofya hapa Fathima Kulsum Zohar Godabari - Queen of Saudi Arabia Pictures | desihotmasala.com

An 80yr old man says to his doctor: My 28yr old wife is pregnant, what's your opinion doctor Doctor: let me tell you a story, a hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves...

A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE Black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him Looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350...