JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Kiziwi anamzini Mke wa Kipofu mbele ya Bubu,je?Bubu atamuambiaje Kipofu kuwa Mkewe katoa Uroda kwa Kiziwi,naombeni majibu yenu

LEGAL LANGUAGE When a lay person gives an orange to a friend he/she would say: “Have an orange”. However, the lawyer (learned person) would say...

Natamani ya Gongo la mboto yangekuwa mwanzo wa revolution

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats? A: Both keep searching for new holes. Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period? A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about...

There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent...

kuna wanafunzi wa chuo flani walikua na pepa cku ya jumatatu sasa jana yake jumapili walienda club ! wakiwa club walilewa sana kiasi kwamba juma3 wakachelewa kwenye pepa kabisa ! ikabidi wamfate...

Ktk daladala katoto ka nursery kanaimba "baba angekua jogoo na mama kuku mi ningekua kifaranga", watu kimya. Akaendelea "baba angekua beberu na mama mbuzi mi ningekua ndama", konda akaona...

Jambazi limevamia nyumba usiku. Kamkuta mtu na mkewe kitandani na hawana silaha yoyote ile karibu yao kwa ajili ya kujihami. Akamwekea mke kisu shingoni na kusema "NI KAWAIDA YANGU KABLA YA...

Alexander, after conquering many kingdoms, was returning home. On the way, he fell ill and it took him to his death bed. With death staring him in his face, Alexander realized how his...

umetoka outing kwenda beach na mupenzi wako siku ya valentine,ukaamua kwenda kuogelea na chupi tu,sasa wakati umemaliza kuoga upo katika mchanga wa baharini akatokea nge mwenye sumu ambayo...

Witness from RAPED GIRL RAPED GIRL:-He had a big knife in his right hand,He told me to take of my clothes i refused,He took of my pants by force,He was already without his...

A Mother was reading a magazine and her cute little daughter every now and then distracted her. To keep her busy, she tore one page on which was printed the map of the world. She tore it into...

I told her : "I might not be rich, I have no money or villa or cars or companies like my friend John, but I love you and adore you." She looked at me with tears in her eyes and hugged me like...

Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer...

1. Hard Disk Girls: Remember Everything Forever. 2. Ram Girls: Forgets About u The Moment u Turn Her Off. 3. Screen Saver Girls: Just For Looking. 4. Internet Girls: Difficult To Access. 5...

'OLD' IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs and make love,' and you answer, 'Pick one; I can't do both!'...

Du! nimecheka sana check mwenyewe Female Drivers - Funny Video -

"Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I help you?" "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." "What sort of trouble?" "Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went...

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