shetan alikutana na Yesu jangwan akamwambia "Yesu kama ww ni mwana wa Mungu geuza jiwe hili liwe mkate" Yesu akamjib "una chai ama soda hapo au unanisumbua? acha ujinga wako ww.
Kama leo ingekuwa ni mwisho wa dunia tungekusa moja kati ya watu ambao wangeuona huo mwisho wa dunia. Hivyo tulitakiwa tujipongeze kwa hilo ila tuendee kusubifi maana siku bado ndefu
Na kama...
Ni leo tena huwa natoa ushauri mara moja kwa mwaka na leo umeangukia kwa kakaangu kijana wa mjini huyu barobaro Erickb52 ambaye huwa ananitaka sana japokuwa sina mpango na kijana asiye Bikra kuwa...
Hebu fikiria kama leo tarehe 21/12/2012 saa sita kamili (0000hrs) ingelikuwa mwisho wa dunia.... Ungelikuwa wapi na unafanya nini???
Kuna ambao walikwenda makanisani kukesha...
Wengine...
Dah WanaJF
Yaani haka kasafari ka siku chache tu nimerudi nimekuta balaa!
Tulikuwa na kasafari kadogo na mamsap! Juzi kati nimerudi home nikapokelewa na malalamiko kibao!
Wa kwanza Sijui nimwite...
A female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade. The boy said 'M'am, I should b in 4th grade,Ï'm smarter than my sis & she's in the 4th grade'.
The M'am {Teacher} had...
Dah! Toka juzi sijabanduka politics ila sasa presha ya kule imenishinda hali yangu sii nzuri kabisa
ebu wazoefu wa kule nisaidieni hapa ili japo kuishusha kidogo natamani kurudi kule maana kuna...
kuna watu wazima huko wanasutana mpaka basi,kama vipi atokee mtu awashauri waingie chitchat kidogo washushe munkari ndo warudi anga zao,vinginevyo watatoana macho.Yaani watu wazima wanavyovuana...
Heshima kwenu wana chit chat,
Tangu nimejiunga na Jf, Jan 2011, leo ni mara yangu ya kwanza kuingia jukwaa hili, inawezekana nikawa nmeshaingia, itakuwa kwa mlango wa nyuma (latest), lakini...
N Leo nimemaliza mwaka mmoja tangu nijiunge na JF. Nawashukuru wanaJF wote kwa maandishi yao kwenye majukwaa mbalimbali yaliyonielimisha, kuniburudisha na kunipunguzia stress za maisha.Jukwaa la...
Ndugu Wananchi,
Nimerudi kama nilivyoaga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wakasemaaaaa...............Wakachongaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....
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Ni...
Wakuu what do you think about the Mayan calendar; inadai the world would come to an end this friday yani kesho eti mazee si masikhara haya, tarehe (21:12:12). The Lord Jesus told us that the time...
Boss to an employee:
Do you believe in life after Death?
Employee:
Certainly not!
There's no proof of it, he replied.
Boss:
Well, there is now.
After you left early yesterday to go to...
A man checked into a hotel.
There was a computer in his room,
so he decided to send a mail to his wife.
However,
he accidentally typed the wrong email address,
'n
without realizing he sent...
Good Aftenoon JF
hatimaye leo nimefikisha 1000 posts. haikuwa rahisi maana kuna baadhi ya thread ni trolls na zingine sina ujuzi wa kutosha kuchangia :(. Anyways its been 345 days since joining...
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