Leo nimetumiwa hii SMS na mdada mwenye heshima zake, nadhani akiwa na lengo la kunifanya nicheke.
SMS yenyewe inasema hivi:
"Kwa mujibu wa shirika la kazi Duniani (ILO) mfanyakazi bora ni ****...
Mara krrruup!houseboy kazama chumbani kwa mama mwenye nyumba bila hodi.
(Mother house):We Mengi,mbona unaingia chumbani bila hodi,ukinikuta mtupu je?
(MENGI):Hapana mama haiwezekani mimi kukukuta...
jamaa mmoja ilimlazimu kufanya kitendo kibaya sana na kujikuta anabadili jina na kuwa mwanamke,
hii ni baada ya kukutana na list ya watu wengi mkoani mbeya wakianzia na prefix MWA
majina yalikuwa...
All the way from A-town,..niko hapa Italian Pub House-maeneo ya Tabata Chama kuelekea Mawezi tunakunywa na washkaji..ningependa sana kama ningekutana na member wa Jf Dar...
Nb:I will take care...
Asalaam aleykum wanajamvi...........
Napenda kuwakaribisha wanaJF woooooote wa Mwanza a.k.a The Rock City katika ufunguzi wa Chimbo jipya na kali saaaaaaana, Chimbo la wanene...... Chimbo la...
Jana jumapili jioni alisikika MHAYA mmoja pale
Jamaa akiongea kwa sauti mbele za watu.
"Aise dreva wangu, hebu nenda kwenye nyumba
yangu ile nyekundu, siyo ile ya Bunju, wala sio ile ya...
Heshima zenu wakuu. Hope mwaka unaisha salama. Msaada tutani wakuu, kuna movie imeonyeshwa last sunday na ikarudiwa jana usiku EATV. Nimesikia ni full vituko na lugha gongana. Kwa anayejua jina...
kwa muda mrefu nimekuwa nikitaka kudownload nyimbo ya samir_kinyurinyuri nimeshidwa nimeona nije uku naamini kunawadau wanaweza kunisaidia kwa hili mdau yoyote ambaye anaweza kunitumia link ya...
This is to wish you, Erotica and the twins a very joyous Christmas and a happy, bountiful year 2013. Let all the graces of the Lord shower upon you all Amen.
To chit-chatters: Please treat this...
Wakubwa Shikamoniiiiii
Juzi kuamkia jana nilikuwa na hofu ya mwisho wa dunia, nikaamua nijilipue kwa kukamata sistaduu mmoja wa mtaani kwetu ambaye nilimuweka pending kitambo, sasa nikaenda nae...
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Tukirejea definition ya umbea,
Nyepesi anaomba msaada wa vigoma vya uruguai na mkodobwe ili akawasute Saa Tisa na Mumunya.
Habari ziwafikie kamati nzima ya msuto ...
Baada ya kufunguka kwa mambo mengi nimetamani na mimi niweke input yangu juu ya baadhi ya viongozi kuhusu uozo wao na mambo yao wanayofanya ambayo bado ni siri kubwa.
But time will tell, bigger...
A teacher asked her class of elementary students what the initials R.I.P. stood for on a tombstone. None of the children seemed to know. After a time of silence, she encouraged her class to just...
Mama mmoja akiwa mjamzito amekaa na mwanae wankula kumbe mama kaka vibaya mara mtoto akamwambia mama mtoto atakayezaliwa atakua mwanaume :mama umejuaje mwangu? Mtoto:nimeona ndevu zinachungulia...
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