JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving, he says to...

Nilikuwa zanzibar pale bububu nikaletewa kungu. Nikauliza za nini? "zalegeza macho ya akina dada ati". Nikauliza, "sasa nikila mie," "utalegeza ya kwako ati"

naona vipindi siku hizi ni kuigana mwanzo mwisho...hakuja ubunifu kiukweli...hawa clouds nao wameanzisha comedy show...zilizokuwepo station zingine ni mbovu,sasa tuone na hiki kipya!..

This is an Conversation between a Kenyan Policeman and an Innocent Citizen who simply happens to be walking home from work late at night. Gijana Untatoga wabi? Jina yago nani? Baba yago nani...

Kulkua na walevi mlevi akinywa baa,baada ya hapo alienda kwenye part ya harus ya ndugu yke,wakat sherehe imekwisha wakamwambia twende nyumban akawajibu hv;Mimi ni mcha mungu sipend wizi wala...

I love you honey Believe me this is true I dont need cars or money Because all i want is you You wipe away the tears i cry You fill my face with a smile I promise never to say goodbye...

Nasikia usipotoa usahihi juu ya akaunti yako benki pesa ninazimwa kama za DECI,utaulizwa:1 nani alikushauri akaunti?2 ulipata wapi akaunti?3 hela ya chengi ya radi na dowans laki ngapi? 4we ni...

Mwenzenu napata tabu sana na hiki kifaa changu!Siku zote hufanya kazi upande wa mbele,lakini katu haiwezekani kufanya kazi zake mujarrabu mpaka kishikwe kwa kubanwa sehemu ya nyuma!!Imekuwa ndio...

Raia wa3 walikua wakibshana khs maandeleo walioyafanya ktk nchi zao. Wa kwanza alikua ni mchina, alisema kuna m2 kutoka hongkong alikua mlemav wa miguu aliekewa miguu ya bandia na alishrik...

Karibu mbugani hotel.. Hii ndo menyu ya leo.. supu ya mamba 2500 ugali chui 3500 ndizi sokwe 4500 wali kiboko 5000 tembo choma 6000 wali simba 7000 supu ya fisi 3000 mishkaki nungunungu 2000 supu...

A woman goes shoe-shopping one day. As the salesman is helping her try on shoes he notices she is not wearing panties. He looks at the woman and says, “Man, I’d love to fill that with ice cream...

GTs mnaliongeleaje hili? binafsi nimeona ni ubunifu mzuri haswa kwa upande wa kuboresha mazingira ya mambo yetu ya nyama choma na ndovu baridii!

Hebu vuta picha unaamka asubuhi unakumbana na hayaa; 1.Umebadilika jinsia. 2.Baada ya kubadilika unajikuta tajiri. 3.Alafu siku hiyo umetembelewa na wazazi wako kwako,au huko na mwenza wako wa...

Hi Lilyflower, This is a very special day to you and us! May you enjoy, and use this day to look where you come from, where you are, and where you are to go! May you also Live Longer to see the...

Alikuwa mjapan muamerica na muafrica. wanaoga ktk bafu la wazi mara ikasikika sauti za loaded alarm...american akasema nna MICROCHP page in my arm so network ime react. mara ikackika saut ya cm...

Kama MUNGU angekupa nafasi ya kuchagua kitu kimoja kiondolewe kwenye mwili wako, je wewe ungechagua nini?...... Mimi ningechagua niondolewe kukata gogo..

Distance love ... Kama binadamu viungo vyote vya mwili viko active na nyie mko mbali mbali labda mnaonana lets say kila baada ya 6month to 1 year Kuna wakati unajisikia ku- do ile maneno na...

jana tulikuwa kanisani kanisa kuu Arusha lutheran,wakati kwaya inaimba nilimwona mtu amekaa benchi la mbele yetu anasoma kitu kwenye simu yake,kutoa macho vizuri kumbe yupo Jamiiforum,kuangalia...

Nilipochomeka mara ya kwanza ukachomoa,Nikajua hujazoea,Nikachomeka mara ya pili,ukachomoa tena ikabidi nikuvizie ukiwa umelala uliposhtuka ukachomoa tena hapo ndipo nilipoamua nikuache maana...

Jf kwangu ni zaidi ya burudani, ni shule na darasa pia. Naombeni maoni yenu nini maana ya majina haya na lipi linafaa zaidi kumwita mtoto wa kiume. 1. Prosper 2. Hans 3. Jay 4. Junior 5. Johnson...