Gari aina ya noah iliacha njia na kuingia porini lakini hakuna mtu aliepoteza maisha wakaja trafik na mahojiano na konda yakawa hivi trafik- "gari ilikuwa na abiria wangapi?" konda- "watu watano...
One spelling mistake can destroy a marriage.a husband wrote a message to his wife on his official trip and forget to add "e" at the end of the world "am having such a wonderful time,I wish u were...
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home.
They are about to kiss each other goodnight, but the guy is feeling a little horny.
With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall...
Wadau,
Kwa wale ambao ni wenyeji hapa Mwz mjini, napazungumzia pale mtaa wa Uhuru/Liberty jirani na Msikiti wa waarabu (Ibaadh)
Eneo ambalo ni maarufu wanapopatikana wadada wa kazi za muda...
Jamaa wawili walikuwa wakisafiri kwa mtumbwi, ghafla mtumbwi wao ukapigwa na dhoruba kali ukapinduka. Jamaa wakatapatapa wakasema "..ee Mungu tusaidie..!". Ghafla wakaona magogo mawili wakayapanda...
mzee mmoja aliwakataza vijana kuvuta bangi karibu na nyumba yake wakaamua kumwamisha, wakavuta mbangi wakavua shati wakaanza kusukuma ile nyumba kibaka akapitia zile shati, mmoja wao alivyogeuka...
:crazy:Kama kawaida kajoli mzee wa uchunguzi, leo nakuja na tabia za utotoni kwa watu tofauti,
na ninakuhakikishia katika sifa hizi kumi lazima wewe ulikuwa nazo kadhaa.
Unaweza ku like kama...
Mshua mwenye iman za kishirikina alienda sumbawanga kuchukua waganga wa 3 waje kumfanyia mambo mipango yake ikae sawa
(katika gari binafs noah) kila mganga anatoa ujuz wake kwa mwenzie ndan ya...
Hivi ni mimi tu au? Siku za hivi karibuni kumekuwa na ongezeko kubwa la bans. Watu wanalimwa ban shoto kulia.
Na nyinyi mmeliona hilo?
Halafu kuna mods wawili ambao ni wachemkaji sana ila mmoja...
Jamaa alikuwa ana matatizo ya macho,alipoenda hospital alipewa miwani iliyomfanya aone vitu viwili viwili.Siku 1 alienda baa na mkewe,...baada ya muda jamaa aliamka kwenda toilet.Aliporudi suruali...
Kwenye mashindano ya kula ugali kwa mboga ya ajabu washindi walikua kama ifuatavyo, mshindi wa tatu alikula ugali kwa kulumangia na chumvi mfuko mzima, mshndi wa pili alikula ugali bakuli la maji...
Mtoto ana mchukua Baba yake kwenda kwa Daktari. Daktari anawapa habari mbaya kwamba Baba atakufa na Kansa.Baba anamwambia Mtoto hapa Duniani amekuwa na maisha mazuri ataka kupata moja baridi moja...
Mke alichoshwa na vituko vya mumewe,akasema"bora ningeolewa na ibilisi kuliko ww" mume akamwangalia then akamjibu"dini hairuhusu mtu kuolewa na kaka yake.
nimekutana na MPEMBA leo feri akipata mchuzi wa pweza akidai amekosa nguvu zaunyumba kisa net zamsaada iliwasizaliane maana wataleta mpasuko wa muungano,ila yake kama yanakweli hivi
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