JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Family Problems Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American, "You know my parents are forcing me to get married to...

Siku hiyo hali ya hewa ilikuwa ni baridi sana...nikiwa nimepanga kukutanana Boyfriend miaka hiyo.. Mara nikapita sehemu mida ya saa kumi nakumbuka miadi yangu kukutana na Zilipendwa yule ilikuwa...

Je ni wafuasi CDM ndiyo wanaowachukia hawa vijana? Mi naona kama kiwango chao ni kizuri na ni wabunifu. Je wewe mtizamo wako ni upi? Tuache siasa!

A man came to work on Monday morning with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man replied, "On Sunday, I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I...

Wana Jf kuna manzi mmoja ambaye ni mzuri sana amebarikiwa, ana asili ya kitusi. Miezi 3 ilopita tulipanga tukutane sehemu ili nimfaidi. Alikuja na akaniambia kuwa hataweza kunipa tunda kwa sababu...

A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. 'Oh my...

Ndugu zangu wanabodi, katika mazingira yasiokua yamezoeleka sana, mama mmoja mwenye kumiliki mtoto mmoja na mume. Siku hiyo ilikua mwanae wa mwaka mmoja alikua anaumwa, mida ya kama saa 3...

Kuna hii advert ya Airtel Internet on 2.75G yaani dada alivyong'ang'ania mpaka namwonea huruma! Hakuna wa kumpokea!

Siku unachat (kwa simu ya mkononi) na watu zaidi ya wawili kwa wakati mmoja, then ukajisahau na kureply correct sms to a wrong person. Mathalan unachat na GF/BF at the same time dada/kaka, then...

Shilole sijui kawaokota wapi hawa wazungusha nyonga.... Mwanne angekuwepo hapo ingenoga zaidi... Huyu mchuchu wa Offside Trick kidogo yuko poa...

Kwa muda mrefu sana nimekuwa nikifanya tafiti mbali ili kubaini mambo mbali mbali ambayo yanayochangia mahusiano mengi ya kimapenzi kuvunjika. Nadhani wengi wetu tunatambua ya kuwa yapo mambo...

"EVERYTHING YOU NEED FOR BETTER FUTURE AND SUCCESS HAS ALREADY BEEN WRITTEN AND GUES What? ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GO TO THE LIBRARY"

On hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her...

tehe tehe tehe.....Ivi uyu babu bado anagawa huduma?

Birthday wishes to you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kwa heshima na taadhima napenda kukutakia heri ya kuzaliwa leo................ Mungu akupe maisha marefu akupe uhai uishi miaka zaidi ya hii unayotimiza...

jana nilikua Zero pub nacheki game ya Chelsea. Baada ya game niaamua kupata Moja Mbili. Mida ya saa nane. nikaanza safari ya kurudi home. kufika nyumbani kumezuka ugomvi mkubwa sana. Eti...

Meya wa mji mdogo nje ya jiji la Napoli nchini Italy amepiga marufuku wakazi wa mji huo kufa mpaka makaburi mengine yatakapo idhinishwa baada ya makaburi yaliyokuwepo kujaa. source: bbc.co.uk/news

chokoraa!! big up kwa kipande hiki! "navumiliaa na navumiliaa lakin ipo siku nitachokaa, nafsi itakinaii,. moyo nitapiga konde!! manyanga "nitayabwaga!!!" x 2!! "bora niwe bahchela" x2!! eeh...

Nilipata kusikia kuwa aliekuwa Gavana wa BOT yu hai na alikuwa na shauku ya kuludi Tz na habari hiyo ilitamka kuwa ametoa cku za ujio wake,story hiyo iliishia wap..? Je kuna ukwel wowote ndan...