Unapomvisha mwenza wako (mume/mke) pete siku ya ndoa inamaanisha hairuhusiwi kwenda ku'duu' nje ya ndoa. Pete ni ishara ya 'K' na kidole ni ishara ya 'M'. Kwa hyo pete inavoingizwa kwenye kidole...
FIVE CASES THAT MAKE YOU GO OUCH!!
CASE-1
Interviewer to Millionaire :
To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire : I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must...
Kiss fm hallo?
Mimi ni njeri napiga simu kutoka mukuru kwa njenga.
Nanata kudediketi nyimbo ya Rihhana " man down" kwa bwana yangu yeye iko kenyatta hospital.
Ujumbe sisi tutaswaga...
Najua wengi walidhania nitafanya kwa maana ya "ku do" - lol - , lakini ninachotaka kuongelea ni tabia ya AJIZI, USIRI, UCHOVU, DHARAU...ya kuacha jambo la kufanya leo ukasema "nitafanya kesho"...
vijana wa zamani walikuwa wakilazimishwa kwenda ulaya au amerika,tena walikuwa hawapendi,wako tayari kufa lakni wasiende ulaya. Vijana wa sasa wako tayari kufa waende...
Jamani naomba kuuliza jambo hapa: Hivi kwa nini mademu wa kibongo wanapenda vitambi?
Mfano utakuta demu bomba ile mbaya akiwa amekaa sehemu, anapoinuka utaona mtumbo huo kama mlevi wa matap tap...
Nakumbuka wakati nipo shule kuna rafiki yangu aliniambia kuwa kunguru wa Zanzibar ilikuwa ni zawadi kwa kiongozi wetu alipo tembelea nchi fulani. Alipewa jike na dume.Nilicheka sana.
Nikaja sikia...
Ukiyavulia nguo maji kubali kuyaoga tu.
Walala hoi bwana juzijuzi tumesheherekea sikukuu kwa furaha watu wakanywa mpaka basi sasa nashangaa mnataka muanze kulia, jana nimepita maeneo fulani...
1. Ujinga ni wezi kugoma na kuandamana wakidai siku za mwizi ziongezwe kutoka 40 hadi 60
2. Ujinga ni shabiki wa Arsenali kuoga na sabuni inaitwa 'USHINDI'
3. Ujinga ni kuweka status Facebook...
Kuna mlevi alipanda daladala, kwa bahati alikaa siti moja na Padre. Yule Padre kwa upole akamwambia yule mlevi 'nakuonea huruma sababu unaenda motoni bila kujijua'.
Yule mlevi akashtuka na kuanza...
Nilijiunga na JF siku kama ya leo baada ya kuwa guest kwa miaka kadhaa.Sababu kubwa ya kujiunga ilikuwa kupata fursa ya kuchangia mawazo na inapobidi kuanzisha thread.
Kwa ujumla ni mengi...
Just to share a tip with you.
Nimetoka mazoezi ya viungo pale Beach Mavi Msasani, kukimbia kidogo na kucheza mpira ufukweni. Nusura nitoboke mapafu mazee.
Ila nimechangamka, naelekea kuoga sasa...
story nzuri ya upendo..
Vipepeo wawili walikuwa wanapendana, siku moja waliamua kucheza mcheo wakujificha na kujifuchua, waliweka ua na waliamua kesho ambaye atakuja wa kwanza na kukaa juuu ya ua...
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission. He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's addition." In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses...
Wana jf polis wanafanya kazi bila kujua sheria za nchi leo nime park gari na hakuna alama inaonesha no park wanataka kunishika nikawauliza wapi kuna sema no park eti alama ilikuwepo zamani...
Wakiwa kwenye chumba cha mtihani wa biology moja ya swali liliwataka wachore female reproductive organ, mwanafunz wa kike akaona ya nin afeli wakat ishu anayo, kwa kuwa hakuvaa chu** akanza...
Kuna watu wanadai kama kusingekuwa na hali ya watu kupendana kusingekuwa na haja ya kutafuta PESA kwa nguvu hizi zinazotumika sasa. Wengine wanadai PESA ndizo zinazofanya watu wapendane au...
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