JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Kulikuwa na watu watatu, ambao walikuwa mabaghili kupita kiasi. Siku moja walikwenda baharini, wakaamua wafanye mashindano ya kuzamia ndani ya maji. Wakawekeana masharti yafuatayo: Atakae ibuka...

(Principal suddenly enters class) Student: fu*k! Principal: Who said that? Stand up (pointing at the student) We dont entertain such language in this school.You will go home and bring...

Dah majita kuna mdau alisoma bihawana sec mnamkumbuka faza m1 wa mesini kauzu mzee remmy?

...Panzi? Especially wale panzi grasshoppers (Kiswahili chake sikumbuki ila kule kwa kina Sikonge wanaitwa mabulala). For some reason that I can't figure out nimekumbuka enzi zangu za ubakaji...

kukikuwa na jamaa wanne walikuwa wanapiga stori ofisini. na ilikuwa hv/ WIKIPEDIA:Mimi najua kila kitu FACEBOOK:mimi namjua kila mtu JAMII FORUM: mimi najadilikila kitu! GOOGLE:nyie wote...

Mashoga wawili waliamua kupeana maswali,yule atakayeshindwa kujibu angekua wa kwanza kumsex mwenzie...so kila mmoja alihitaji KUSHINDWA ili awe wa kwanza.Maswali yalikuwa hiv; shoga1:ni mnyama...

1.Sio kweli kwamba eti wote wafupi ni wapare.. 2.Sio kweli kwamba waliopo JF wote ni wapinzani hata Ndugu naye yupo.. 3.Sio kweli kwamba eti wasichana weupe tu ndio wazuri.. WELCOME!! ONGEZEA...

eti wana if tumeshawahi kusikia babu kala mjukuu mara kibao wala haina kwere ila mjukuu akimla bibi inakuwaje? si nikama vise vesa?

Fataki akiwa ananyatia watoto wadogo anachomeka fimbo mgongoni then anaanza somo, mtoto aking'aka tu kwamba naenda kusema anatoa fimbo 'wewe una bahati ningekuchapa ile mbaya kama ungekubali kumbe...

Mtoto wa miaka 4 anatoka chooni, huku akipiga kelele : "baba baba mswaki wangu umetumbukia chooni" Baba huku akimfariji mwanaye asijali atamnunulia mswaki mwingine,aliutoa mswaki na kuutupa kwenye...

1.kujikakamua=kujibrother sugarcane 2.chungulia=pot cry 3.matembele=front saliva 4.kakakuona=brothersee @endeleza

What is the difference between men and women? 1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. 3. A man will pay $2 for...

chizi mmoja alikuwa amekaa ufukukweni mwa bahari akiwaza ,jamaa mmoja akamuuliza unawaza nini?chizi akamjibu nawaza kama haya maji ya bahari yangekuwa supu sijui ningeinywa na chapati ngapi?

Wanajf habari zenu? Ndo nimeingia rock city hivyo.Kwa mnaopajua vizuri,naomba mnisugestie sehemu nzuri za kutembelea na kuenjoy. Love you all

Nashukuru now nipo hewani namshukuru Mungu kwa kuwa ni mwema. Vipi lakini humu ndani ni wazima?

mambo wana jf..namshukuru Mungu leo natimiza miaka kadhaa ya kuzaliwa kwangu..naomba kuchukua nafasi hii kujipongeza na kuwaalika wale waliopo mwanza..party itakuwa pande za TJ pub kuanzia saa 2...

Tabora ni mkoa pekee ambao hakuna mbunge wa upinzani hata mmoja aliyeshinda kiti cha ubunge. Majimbo ya Tabora yote yapo chini ya chama dume(CCM). Wabunge maarufu wa mkoa wa Tabora ni Prof...

Hello MMU, Jamani mwenzenu nimewamic sana hawa member siwasomi kabisa kwa siku kadhaa sasa, ni majukumu tu au?

Kitu wekend ndo hio imeanza,enzi hizo unakuta ndo nimetoka kwenye test ya qms hali tete, naamua kupanda studio kujiliwaza, wajumbe wa kingo, kinje, mirambo, kibasila, vikenge na wazee wa madege...

Sipendi tabia ya mtu kusikiliza mziki au radio kyenye simu in public huku ameweka loudspeaker. Hua najiuliza, hivi hawajui matumizi ya earphones au wanadhani kila mtu anapenda kusikiliza izo...