JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having...

Wakati watu wakigombania kupanda kwenye daladala la mbagala kama kawaida yao,bibi mmoja alipanda bila shida akapata siti. Baada ya muda konda akamuuliza "bibi unalia nini?" bibi akajibu "miaka...

Naam ni mwanao Mwanao wa kumzaa Unampenda sana tena sana tuuuuuuu Unatamani awe na maisha bora Akuletee heshima Umemsomesha kwenye shule nzuri na zenye heshima kitaaluma Hapa kati hapa unagundua...

Wadau ni imani yangu mmeamka salama. Katika hali isiyo ya kawaida, ndoa ya mfanyabiashara maarufu wa Nazi hapa mjini kwetu, iliingia utata yapata miaka miwili iliyopita. Mke wa...

Nakumbuka enzi bado niko mdogo ilikuwa ni marufuku kwa mtu yeyote kuongea wakati wa chakula isipokuwa baba a.k.a dingi. Halafu unakuta kamlango kanasogezwa kidogo kama kanataka kufungwa hivi...

Ni kazi kupata kazi , Ukiona kazi kufanya kazi , Basi acha kufanya kazi , Uone kazi ya kukaa bila kazi ilivyo kazi .

Jana nilipiga shati yangu nyeupe,ile nakatiza kitaa,kunguru kaninyea begani.Namshukuru MUNGU ng'ombe hana mabawa hivyo hawezi ruka angani.

a was in her late thirties and still not married. She just had a hard time meeting men. And the men she did meet all ended up being jerks. Finally, she decided to place an ad in the personals in...

MONEY CAN BUY: bed but not sieep books but not brain cosmetics but not beauty a house but not a home food but not appetite religion but not salvation luxuries but not culture a passport to...

Katika purukushani zangu za hapa na pale kuna memba mmoja wa JF wa zamani (jina kapuni) akanionesha demu wa JF. Kuingia JF na kuona avatar yake wache niumie mbavu kwa kucheka, ni vitu viwili...

Hii barua nadhani ilishawekwa hapa ..lakini si vibaya tukajikumbusha jinsi wengine wanavyotaabika na naniliu....

Sina uhakika kama ilikuwa maalum kwa ajili ya Valentines ama la but well rangi inaonyesha hivyo. Kikubwa ni kwamba nimeizimia...........PERIOD!

Jamaa#1;John mjinga sana,kaniudhi mno!. Jamaa#2;Vp,kulikoni tena?.>>>>>>> Jamaa#1;Aargh,si ameiba namba ya simu ya demu wangu kutoka kwenye simu yangu!.>>>>>> Jamaa#2;Mnh,nini kilichoendelea baada...

...kwamba dar ilifanyika mechi ya mpira wa miguu kati ya C.C.M na CHADEMA.Mpaka kipindi cha kwanza kinakwisha CHADEMA 3-0 C.C.M.Baada ya C.C.M kuona hali imekuwa mbaya wakaweka mpira kwapani kisha...

Waafrika wote na hasa wale wapenda michezo tupige vita tabia za ubaguzi wa rangi

Hebu sikiliza hii.....NIGERIAN GIRL ANGRY AT ONE MINUTE MAN - YouTube

Mtoto: baba sasa ivi saa ngapi? Baba: mabetri yaliisha chaji kwa hiyo saa imesimama. baada ya kuweka mabetri; Mtoto: baba unaifanya nini hiyo saa? Baba: nairekebisha ili iwe sawa na saa...

At the age of 6 yrs “Mommy, I love you.” At 10yrs “ Mom, whatever.” At 16 yrs “ My mom is so annoying”. At 18 “ I wanna leave this house”. At 25yrs “Mom you were right”. At 30 yrs “I...

Katika kutekeleza majukumu ya kikazi mkoa mmoja kusini mwa tz,mtoto wa mkulima alienda kukagua visima. Alipopelekwa akataka achungulie ndani. Kuchungulia akaona kitu kama chura,akauliza: humu...

John alimtembelea rafiki yake Japhet ili ajue maendeleo ya ujenzi wa nyumbaya Japhet. John akafika kwenye hiyo nyumba mpya ya japhet na kumkuta rafikiye akitokwa na majasho mengi huku akiwa bize...