JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Dereva akiwa mahakamani baada ya kugonga na kuua watu hamsini! HAKIMU:Imekuwaje umeua watu wengi hivi? DEREVA:Mwenyewe! HAKIMU!Hebu elezea ilivyokuwa DEREVA:Mimi nilikuwa naendesha gari,ghafla...

kuna lekcha thieta moja pale chuoni SAUT inaitwa m1,sasa kipindi cha mitihan kijana mmoja alifika wakati wa usiku na kuandika majibu juu ya feni mara siku ya mtihan ikafika akaenda kukaa site sawa...

Matukio katika picha siku ambayo VIONGOZI WA CDM waliporuhusiwa kuingia "White House" ya JK. Bofya HAPA:

A bus full of house wives met an accident and all the ladies died. The husbands cried for a day or two but one man was found crying even after five years because. . . . . . . . His daring wife had...

A Qualified MBA Marketing Student married a girl from a well to do family! After 1 year of tough life with Her, Finally he got angry & sent a note to his father-in-law saying: “YOUR PRODUCT IS...

jamaa mmoja muongo alikua kijiweni anawahadithia watu jinsi alivyokua akimkimbiza swala porini akaishia kwamba " nikamkamata nikamlaza chini" ghafla kabla hajaendelea simu yake ikaita akaenda...

One for the lord, two for the ditch, three for the police station, four and above for the mortuary!

Dear Sir, This is a very common problem men users of the Wife 1.0 software complain about but it is mostly due to a primary misconception of the software. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to...

siku 1 madenge hakwenda shule mazungumzo yakawa hv'babu we madenge mwalim huy anakuja nenda kajifiche si ujaenda shule 'madenge -babu kajifiche wew niliomb ruhusa babu amefariki.babu-mimi nimekufa?

jamani leo duniani kote watu wana umwa miili yao tehe tehe.

Husband and wife were waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine...

X-mas song! Jingle bells LG smells NOKIA go away! SUMSUNG sucks IPOD sucks Blackberry all the way! OH! X-mas song! Jingle bells LG smells NOKIA go away! SUMSUNG sucks IPOD sucks...

Kunajamaa anatoka mbali sana na mji akaja kutembea mjini mwenyeji wake akanunua vocha na kumpa amtilie kwenye cm yeye akishughulika na mambo mengine baada ya muda anarudishiwa cm na vocha na...

Jirani mmoja alikuwa akimuazma jiraniye tololi la kuchotea maji daily,mwenye tololi akaona ni usumbufu kwa sababu kuna muda mwngne aktaka kulitumia anaambiwa limeazimishwa,cku moja akaona ule...

Mke:Niambie mme wangu kitu ambacho kitanifurahisha na sametime kitaniudhi. Mme:Una mapenzi matamu kuliko shoga zako.

(FATHER):What are your results in the end of the term exams? (SON):Underwater! (FATHER):What do you mean?>>> (SON):Below 'C' level!

1.Mtu akipost thread hata kama ya msingi kuna baadhi ya members wanaigeuza kuwa genge la kunywa kahawa mf:kupiga story tofauti na mada husika lengo la thread mpaka linapotea 2.Watu hawaheshimu...

Katika kipindi hiki cha sikuku za xmass na mwaka mpya nimepata hamu kubwa sana ya kula nyama ya wanyama wa porini kama pofu, swala, ngiri, twiga, nyati, kongoni, ndezi, mamba, mbuni n.k...

..John alimwalika rafiki yake Fred nyumbani kwake kwa ajili ya dinner na vinywaji. Baada ya maakuli na wakati vinywaji vinaendelea John, mkewe John (Lisa) na mgeni wao Fred walikuwa wanacheza...

Mnyama tajiri kuliko wote duniani, Mbwa anayejulikana kwa jina la Gunther Bibi milionea wa nchini Italia amefariki dunia akiwa na umri wa miaka 94 huku akiwa ameacha ujumbe wa kumrithisha paka...