JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Your mobile phone beeps, you have received a text message. It begins: "I swear, I will make sure I give you HIV..." But it's not an abusive threat, it's a "romantic" text message copied from...

(1)Ni ujinga kubembeleza simu wakati ikilia.>>(2)Ni ujinga nurse kumuamsha mgonjwa halafu anamwambia aamke ameze dawa ya kumpa usingizi.>>>(3)Ni ujinga kupaka easy black kichwani wakati una...

Habari zenu wakubwa.Anayejua website za ku dowld nyimbo za kibongo naomba anisaidie!Mchana mwema.

Ndiyo manake! Kwani nani kasema mtu kujipenda mwenyewe ni dhambi? Ni upuuzi sana kuona mwanamke anaanzisha thread za kumpenda FF kila siku bila hata sababu za msingi na kutuacha wanaume...

I love him for real Even to die for him i will. My heart beats only for him When i sleep at night he's the only one i dream He gives me courage He takes away my rage With his love its like...

Mambo zenu wakuu,leo katika pita pita zangu nimeokota R2800/= ila kwasababu ndio nayaanza maisha naomba ushauri wenu nahitaji vitu viwili hivi kati ya Tv na DVD,je mnanishauri nianze kununua nini...

ebu naombeni kichekesho jamani nicheke kidogo, yaani najiskia bored vibaya sana saa hizi, i am a single lady ...

asiye na mwana na aelekee jiwe........................haya ndiyo majambos ninayojiandalia kwa hii X-MAS....................nyote mnakaribishwa............................... I have just roasted...

bunge hili ndo linalotaka kufanya enaktiment ya katiba,katika part III,basic rights and duties si wameongeza article et mtu yeyote ana haki ya kunenepa au kukonda.......je na we unapendekeza nin...

dada mmoja alimwambia jirani yake leo siku ya tatu jicho langu linacheza maana yake hivi huwa ni nini? jirani akamjibu hata mimi sijui ila siku yakicheza makalio yako niambie

magreduu wetu wote wa Uhasibu kurasini, nawapongeza na kuwatakia sherehe njema hapo uwanja mpya wa taifa. Mje huku kitaa msaidie kulisongesha gurudumu la maendeleo.halafu musiwe wala rushwa na...

kuna tetesi kwamba kiswahili kilizaliwa unguja kikakulia Tanzania bara kikafa kenya na kuzikwa uganda?

Hi wana jf. Siku moja muda wa jioni zuzu alirudi nyumbani akiwa na sura ya unyonge sana, MAMA yake akamuuliza., kulikoni mwanangu zuzu mbona leo mnyonge hivyo? ZUZU akajibu 'mama inaonekana hawa...

Kulahappy: Naswa-Kenya - (Vampire Fainted) Ep 1 - YouTube

Kwa mwaka 2011 hebu mtaje unayemjua: 1.Aliye post jokes nyingi za kuchekesha ni........ 2.Aliyechangia pumba kwenye thread ni......... 3.Mwenya hasira sana na za haraka ni..... 4.Waliokufurahisa...

Kuna jamaa alimrudisha kasuku dukani, Akamwambia mwenye kasuku, kasuku huyu ana2kana sana, naomba unipe mwengine, ... Muuza kasuku akamtolea mwengine, akamwambia huyu ha2kani ila akinyanyua...

Wakusoma haya ndo mambo unayoyafanya humu.

Naombeni msamaha kama ninawakwaza, ila nitaendelea kudil na nyie mpaka nirudi shule nishawaelimisha vya kutosha.

Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex. Daughter (Excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know. Mother Faints...

So Long Arizona ... Moving to Illinois Illegal immigrants are boycotting Arizona by the thousands, showing their outrage with Arizona 's controversial new SB-1070 law by moving elsewhere. In...