JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Teja1. (hapa yuko kariokoo anamuuliza mwenzie walipo) E-mwanae tuko wapi hapa kichaa? Teja2. Tuko Jamaica hapa kwenye arobaini ya Bob. Teja1. Sasa mbona naona msitu mnene tu kachaa! Teja2. Ndo...

Niifananishe na nini dunia hii ninayoishi, imefanana na nguo iliyochakaa, iliyojaa viraka kila sehemu. Hebu angalia leo hii mambo yanayofanyika duniani, mara kuhalalisha ukameruni, wizi wa...

Baada ya kutoka chumba cha mtihani,wanafunzi walikamatana na kudundana mingumi ya kutosha.Mwalimu alipowakuta na kuwauliza kwanini wanapigana,mmoja wao akajibu;"mwalimu,mimi mtihani wa hesabu...

Hawa jamaa wanapopiga "round" kwenye vikao vyao huwa hawana hiyana katika kutoa pesa. Tatizo linakuja pale inapohitajika pesa kwa matumizi mengine nje ya kununua pombe wanakuwa wagumu kweli, sijui...

Jf ina memba wengi lakini wapo baadhi ambao kutokana na nature ya michango yao wametokea kuwa masupastaa. Fikiria watu kama M.Mkjj, Asprin, Finest, Maria Roza na wengine. Hivi kwenye maind yako...

10. Never walk without a document -- People with documents look like hardworking employees headed to important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they're headed for the...

Kanisani kulikua na ibada ya maombi PADRi akasema kama kuna muumin yeyote ana maombi ainuke. Mara mtoto akaenuka na kuanza kuwaombea wazazi wake, Akaanza mtoto: "Nawaombea wale wote wasiokua na...

kuna aka katabia ka kumpigia mtu simu badala ya kukusikiliza kujua kwa nini umempigia simu anaanza kukuuliza hivi 'nani amekupa namba yangu'. Nashut down

najua wengi hapa wamesomea degree/certificate zao pale UDSM au basi Mlimani Primary Pale engineering au Coet au Foe kwa wale wa zamani kuna vigoda maarufu kama vimbweta hivi sifa yake kubwa...

jamani kiukweli nimewamiss mno. nimetoka uhamishoni,mambo hayakua mazuri sana nimerudi nyumbani.kisses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mimi nataka kuonana na mheshimiwa wa magogoni baba riz nipitie njia zipi ambapo nitaonana ne bila vikwazo

hey guys, Just wanted to share a serious matter that took place recently where i heard that. Exim Bank (T) Ltd have been sued with 146 million for participating in stealing / destroying and hiding...

Oya kuna watoto wa uswahilini walikuwa wakiongea, maongeza yao yalikuwa hivi. Wa1:Baba yangu aisee ni mwoga! Wa2:Kivipi? Wa1:Jana kaingia chooni kumuona mende akapiga kelele mpaka mama akaja...

katika mahusiano ya mapenzi nani? Wakweli wanawake au wanaume

Ndugu yetu umepotelea wapi siku hizi? Watu tunamiss sana maujanja yako kuhusiana na ving'amuzi? Huwezi kututoka kimya kimya hivi mkuu, angalau basi hata ungeaga. Au umeamua kubadili ID?

Mara nyingi tunakutana na watu humu JF ambao tunapishana kwenye mada jamvini ghafla unaona wanaamua kukutumia PM, vile vile mtu (nje ya JF) mmebadilisha contacts kwa sababu moja au nyingine, alafu...

Hawa jamaa ni kiboko. Wamejenga chuo bomba, wamemaliza kazi salama lakini sasa vitoto vya rangi mbili vimeanza kuonekana mitaani. Dada zetu nao hawana dogo, walivyoona wachina hawa ni watu wa...

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also...

Am sure you must have watched this clip its so very funny, Am sure JK could have done the same if he had got a chance!

Al shabab waliwateka mabinti wawili na bibi yao mwenye miaka 80, al shabab wakawaambia mateka kuwa adhabu yao ni kuwala uroda. mabinti wakaanza kulia kuwa hawana shida ila bibi yao mzee...