If you think English is simple try this...... Please fill in the following blanks with YES or NO 1............... l don't have brain
2...............I dont have sense
3..............I am...
kama kawaida vyombo vya habari na vibaraka wa magamba wamezidi andamwa na mzimu wa chadema baada ya chanel ten kusema habari ya lema,mb kusema haiko tayari!lakini baadae wakaitoa...pipoz power
Wakati wanavuka mto Rufiji,mtalii wa kizungu alimuuliza kijana mwenye boti
Mzungu:do you know biology,psychology,ecology,geography and geology?
Kijana:NO
Mzungu:what the hell do you know...
Na Erick Evarist
Siku chache baada ya msanii wa filamu Bongo, Salma Jabu Nisha kutangaza kuwa hajawahi kuduu na mwanaume tangu azaliwe, baadhi ya wadau wamemchana wakieleza kuwa, ameongea...
[MKE];(akiongea kwa hasira),mume wangu uko wapi mpaka mida hii saa 4 za usiku? [MUME];Mke wangu unalikumbuka lile duka la urembo ambalo tuliukuta ule mkufu wa dhahabu ambao ulisema unaupenda sana...
kauli ya waziri wa mambo ya nje wa Tanzania ambaye ndiyo alitoa msimamo wa serikali kuhusu swala la ushoga imeonekena kutaka kuligawa kanisa hilo na baadhi ya waumini wake hapa nchini. Baadhi ya...
Haya tena wakuu nawauliza Swali Kuna binadamu aliye zungumza na Mwenyeezi Mungu, huyo binadamu anaitwa nani jina lake?Nawaombeni munipe jibu lililokuwa sahihi asanteni sana.
Jaman waheshmwa hatuombei ila 2angalie mbele kidogo
hvi hawa al-shabaab wakija Tanzania itakuwaje,
mimi binafsi nadhani ili kuokoa damu ya watanzania 2waombe mazungumzo kwani hata 2kisema...
inasemekana kuwa kuna kesi imefunguliwa mahakamani na Wamasai dhidi ya Wasukuma wakidai eti wao ndo wenye hati miliki ya ng:ombe wote tanzania.
hiyo kesi imefikia wapi
3 NICE FACTS :-
1. Once, all villagers
decided to
pray for rain, on the day of
prayer
all people gathered and
only one
boy came with an
umbrella ...
THATS FAITH
2. Example of the...
nipo mahali nafuraiha mwisho wa week baada ya kazi nzito ya kusaka noti week nzima.. Ghafla naangaza juu angani naona kama mwezi umetengeneza duara...hivi hii kitu maana yake nini kisayansi...
Wavuta bangi wawili waliliona embe juu ya mti wakaamua kulipopoa.Walirusha mawe mengi bila kufanikiwa kuliangusha lile embe.Mvuta bangi mmoja akasema;isije ikawa embe lenyewe bichi,ngoja nipande...
A month ago, I read that smoking can kill me, so i quit smoking; Two weeks ago, I read that nyamachoma can kill me, I stopped eating nyamachoma; One week ago, I read that drinking too can kill me...
A Rude Drunk
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom's the best sex in town!"
Everyone expects a...
Guilty Howard
Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of shame was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear...
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