JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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THE RECOMMENDATION One day, an employee requests for a recommendation letter from his boss and his boss writes in lines as follows 1 Ema Kunya, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard...

Salma na Ali ni wapenzi wa muda wa miaka 2 sasa. Ali alikaa kijiweni na kusikia habari juu ya utamu wa kumuingilia mwanamke kinyume na maumbile na kuambiwa hataweza kukuacha tena. Kwa kuwa Ali...

Kudhibiti wizi wa side mirrors! Nawakilisha ....

Baada ya tarehe 2 oktoba 2011 wananchi wa Igunga kupiga kura za kumchagua Mbunge wao. Kuanzia tarehe 3 oktoba 2011, vichwa mbali mbali vya habari vya magazeti vitakuwa hivi : CHADEMA yapigishwa...

Leo asubuhi gari la mgombea ubunge kupitia CUF limegongana na pikipiki na gari kuharibika vibaya,cha kushangaza pikipiki haijaharibika hata kidogo na mwendesha pikipiki pia yuko salama...

A man went to an hospital for HIV test on Friday and was told to come back for the result on Monday. While in church on Sunday the pastor raised his hands & declared over the congregation that...

Kwanza napenda kumshukuru Mwenyezi Mungu kuniweka mpka leo hii na kutimiza umri nilioufikia,wapo wengi wao hawajafikia umri wangu,Pili nawashukuru wazazi wangu kwa kunilea,kunisomesha na kufikia...

bibi kizee baada ya kupiga kura igunga alikua anahojiana na mtangazaji mmoja. mtangazaji akamuulia;hali ya uchaguzi unaionaje? bibi akajibu;nimewapigia vidole vili.akimanisha chadema...

Michango au ushuru wa bima ya afya tunayochangia au kukatwa kwenye mishahara yetu sisi watumishi wa serikali, inaweza kutumika kuwatibu walala hoi ili wasitozwe chochote wanapohudhuria medical...

Katika vichwa vya habari ktk magazeti leo, binti mmoja ametolewa na familia yake kama fungu la kumi kwa mchungaji. Source: gazeti la msemakweli

jamaa mmja alkwa ametoka morogoro kijijin alpofka dar aliingia kwenye bar moja na kuagzia soda mhudum akamletea soda ya bardi alpomuuliza mhudum mbna soda ya bard akaambiwa ilikuwa kweny frij tang...

1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Going to a mosque doesn't make you a Muslim any more than going to a garage makes...

In the word there is a man and a woman, If ur a woman ur safe,but a man has to choose whether to be a civilian or a military one, If u choose to be civilian ur safe, but military one to go for a...

Malawi kupiga marufuku 'kupumua'? Malawi kukataza watu kujamba? Mzozo umezuka nchini Malawi kufuatia mapendekezo kutaka kufikishwa bungeni kuhusu kujamba, kuwa ni kosa. Waziri wa sheria wa...

Wale wanachama wote wa CHAWAPUTA mnatangaziwa kikao kesho jumapili muda na mahali ni kule kule kwa siku zote...mada ni kupokea wanachama wapya, kupata updates za sabuni mpya na bomba kwa haya...

YANAYO TUFANYA TUWE WASWAHILI... 1.Unawasalimia watu usiowajuwa na kutaka urafiki na kila anayetaka kuzungumza na wewe, halafu unaanza kumwita mtu huyo(usiyemjuwa undani wake wala tabia...

Wakuu naomba kwa kila atakaye contribute hapa ajibu "PAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" A bold kabisa wakuu, ntafarijika sana tena sana tu

nimewiwa kuomba watanzania 2015 tuaachane na ukaskazini na kusini sasa tuweke watu wenye akili zao na ambao wanawae kuendeleza nchi hii bila kutumika kama washmba pale magogoni nimewiwa kusema...