JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Tangu ushindi wa kishindo Igunga tumekuwa tukipokea salamu nyingi za pongezi kutoka pande zote za dunia. Hatuna cha kuwalipa ila tunasema asanteni sana na Mungu awabariki.

I sleep tight, a smile upon my face... why?

natamani sukari kilo 1 iwe 100,000 unga kilo 1 - 50,000 chumvi kilo 1 - 80,000 mafuta ya kupikia lita 1 - 200,000 bill za umeme na maji kwa mwezi ziwe 2,000,000 @ na vinginevyo hapo ndo...

Habari zenu wote kwa mpigo. Nina vifaranga vya bundi 38.viko kwenye hali ya kutia hamu ya kununua. Naviuza kwa bei nafuu.mwenye kuhitaji anitafute kwenye google.

Kijana mmoja miaka ya 90,alimbaka bibi yake mzaa baba.baba akachukia na kumpeleka mtoto mahakamani,cku ya kesi,jamaa akaulizwa na hakimu akakubali,kuwa ni kweli,lakini kwa nini baba yake kachukia...

Utafiti uliofanywa pamoja na majaribio katika kinga mpya umedhihirisha kuwa kinga hii mpya imefanikiwa kukinga tumbiri asiambukizwe virusi vinavyosababisha ukimwi na kutokana na hilo kutowa...

Mambo vp?wazima?

Utaumbuka, benki nyingi hazina vyoo vya wateja

A little girl complained to her father, "Daddy, I wish I had a little sister!" Trying to be funny, her father joked, "But honey, you already have a sister!" Confused, the toddler asked, "I do?"...

Morris needs a lawyer, so he grabs the yellow pages and picks out a law firm ---Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz & Schwartz. He calls up and says, "Is Mr. Schwartz in?" The man says, "No, he's out...

kuna jamaa mmoja alipata ajali akavunjika mkono mmoja baada yakuona maisha mgum akaamua kwenda kujiua,akapanda juu ili ajtupe chini akiwa juu gafla akamuona mtu chini akiwa amekatika mikono yote...

Barua ya kuomba kazi iliyovunja rekodi. Angalia kiambatanisho

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate was Urio, Tanzanian living in USA . Bill Gates...

There was a father who called his 5 small children together. As they sat together in a circle on the floor the dad placed a toy in the middle. He explained to them that he won this toy as a...

Asha Ngedere jamani ana vituko! Na vijana wa mtaani kwetu ndo wanazidi kuvipambisha moto vituko vya Asha Ngedere! Wasifu wa nje wa Asha Ngedere ni wa kufurahisha! Angalia miguu yake; full...

Tamasha la jinsia 2011, linaendelea katika viwanja vya Mabibo, ila kubwa linalo nishtua ni hili kundi la mashoga, ambao wako hapa, nao wanataka watambuliwe na wapewe haki za msingi.. Wameitaka...

Mfano mzuri kwa Tanzania yetu. Viongozi mafisadi inajenga Taifa la mafisadi. Tumefikia pahali hata tunapodai haki zetu mpaka tufanye ufisadi ndio tuzipate na tunaona ni sawa tu. .

Siku moja niko na rafiki yangu tunasafiri mjini Kampala mara tukafika kituo cha kushuka tukashuka na kumpa konda pesa akawa ana chenji yakuturudishia akatwambia.. K.u.ma hao..dah nikasema what...

NATAMANI AWE WANGU PEKE YANGU WA KUFA NA KUZIKANA CKU ANANIVIKA SHELA ...............NITAJIONA MWENYE FURAHA SANA HAPA DUNIANI.............lkn mmmmmmmmmh!

Hii Ilishawahi kuwekwa kupostiwa hapa, ila imenifurahisha na nimeamua kuirudisha tena ... Men NEVER listen………… A man and his wife receive a letter from their daughter who went to study overseas...