JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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BATAMIKI kufanya dua ikiwa CHADEMA haitaomba radhi Kauli CHADEMA kuwatuhumu masheikh kuwa wanatumika kuipa ushindi CCM katika uchaguzi mdogo wa ubunge Igunga, zimechukua hatua mpya baada ya...

Wana jamii ni siku nyingi sasa nilipotea humu ndani hadi naona aibu leo hii nimekuja naona hata aibu sijui nianzie wapi kwani hata wale niliokuwa nawafahamu watakuwa wamenisahau......ila kwakuwa...

One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard". Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard...

:cheer2: Padre alipotea katikati ya mji akiwa anatafuta kwena mahali ofisi ya posta ya wilaya ilipo.... Kwa bahati nzuri Padre akamwona kijana mmoja mstaarabu akaamua kumuomba yule kijana...

Katika basi mama mmoja altaka kumnyonyesha mtoto, mtoto akakataa, mama akamwambia 'nyonya km hutaki nampa anko anyonye' anko na kaka mmoja ambae ni abiria aliekaa pembeni na huyo mama ,mtoto...

during their silver anniversary,a wife reminded her husband, do you remembered when you proposed to me, I was so overwhelmed that i ddnt talk for an hour?'' The husband replied: ''Yes, honey, that...

Katika kile kinachoonekana kama kuhitimisha kwa mbwembwe Hotuba ya Bajeti ya Waziri wa Ulinzi na Jeshi la Kujenga Taifa Hussein Mwinyi, chanzo chetu cha uhakika kutoka jijini mwanza kinaarifu...

Jamaa alirudi kwake usiku akamkuta mkewake amelala huku amevaa kichupi chenye mkanda kwa nyuma(BIKINI).Jamaa akaanza kucheka mpaka mkewake akaamka mke akamuuliza:-''vipi unacheka nini?''...

Habari JF. Nmechunguza sana mpaka nimeamua kueleza hisia zangu hapa hapa ... Jukwaa gani ukituma mada hukaa mda mrefu hadi ikapotea bila kupata majib au michango mbali mbali? Tafauti na...

[MPOOOOOOOOO!!!! TANZANIA: Baada ya kupitishwa sheria ya kuzuia uvutaji sigara migahawani na hotelini, Serikali iliamuru kila wenye migahawa au hoteli kuweka tangazo la sheria hiyo, mambo...

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in...

JE UNAKUMBUKA MORNING SPEECH ENZI HZO 4M1.?..Zile za "One dei mi endi my mother wi went to the farm wi went weeee,until we reached to the farm then wi started to dig wi dig wi dig wi dig wi dig...

A boy was teaching maths to a girl... He kissed her, again he kissed her n said, this is addition then the girl kissed him n said, this is substraction then they kissed each other n said, this...

Jama nina swali ivi ule mtindo wa wanafunzi kwenda shuleni namna ya baba ubaya (style) upo? Na kama upo maeneo gani na kwanini unaendelea? Maana nakumbuka ile kitu ilikuwa inapatikana kwenye fomu...

There is no arguing with cowboy logic. The Sierra Club and the US Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Wyoming ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years...

Eskimos use refrigerators to keep food FROM freezing. The sentence “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog”, uses every letter in the alphabet. Average life span of a major league baseball...

Utasikia, tutawajengeeni daraja. Na maji tutaleta mkimchagua broker, sorry, dalali... (hata simba kulikuwa na dalali). Tuwekeeni ahadi na vioja vingine plz

Baada ya kukaa nje ya JF kwa takriban miezi kadhaa, nimerejea leo.............. Pamoja daima

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