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A man was brought before a judge charged with NECROPHILIA (making love to a dead person). The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting...
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. He goes to the German hell and asks...
LESSON FOR TODAY
Sometimes, we try too hard to get to the greener grass.
In the process, we end up in trouble........ And when you find yourself in trouble and you're stuck in a...
Nyimbo mpya iliyotolewa na CCM,
Hawa wapinzani kigeugeu,
Nikitaka kuiba kura wananigeukia,
Nikitaka kununua vitambulisho wananigeukia,
wananigeukia,wananigeukia,
Hawa wapinzani kigeugeu...
ukieelewa hii...hata wewe unaogopa sometimes.....
Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness...
A man dies and goes to hell.
There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.
He goes to Germany hell and asks...
Man & wife go to Zoo. In
front of Gorilla cage,
man says: Excite him like u do to
me
Wife removes her top, Gorilla goes
crazy.
Man: Tease him more
Wife removes her denims, Gorilla
goes...
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he...
Katika daladala mama mmoja alitaka kumnyonyesha mtoto.Mtoto akakataa kunyonya,mama akamwambia "nyonya!,kama hautaki nampa anko anyonye"!anko ni kaka mmoja abiria aliyeketi karibu na huyo...
A husband asked his wife, do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means that.
W=without
I=information
F=fighting
E=every time.
Wife says no, it means
W=with
I=idiot
F=for
E=ever
Who iz correct
Teja la 1. :Mwana hivi unakumbuka kwenye jiografia shuleni tulisoma Mrusi alikuwa wa kwanza kwenda space.
Teja la 2. :Kweli mwanangu umenikumbusha mbali,hivi unakumbuka pia U.S.A wa kwanza...
A- ka
b- tu
c- mi
d- te
e- ku
f- lu
g- ji
h- ri
i- ki
j- zu
k- me
l- ta
m- rin
n- to
o- mo
p- no
q- ke
r- shi
s- ari
t- chi
u- do
v- ru
w- mei
x- na
y- fu
z- zi
Wakuu yule jamaa anayetuhumiwa kusambaza umeme kwa kasi ambayo hata Ngeleja/Tanesco hawawezi kuifikia leo kaachiwa na yuko huru baada ya kukaa jela kwa muda mrefu.Sasa tunavyojua tamaa za hapa...
Unajua aina ya gari inayoongoza afrika mashariki kwa kubonyea/mageraha mbavuni na nyuma
Jibu ni gari ndogo aina ya starlet je unajua ni kwanini?
Hebu tupe maoni yako.
Wana JF.
Kuoa au kuolewa ni hatua ya maisha ambayo binadamu huipitia.
Katika hatua hii, vijana wengi hasa wa kiume wamekuwa wakitatizika sana kwamba ni msichana yupi anafaa kuwa mke...
The Israelis are developing an airport security device that eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but...
At dinner a little boy offered to lead in prayer;
Dear GOD, I thank you for giving me such lovable parents, Thanks for visitors and their children who finished all my cookies & ice cream.Bless...
Jamaa alimtongoza msichana ambaye alikuwa anasali naye kanisa moja,msichana akamwambia nipe mda wa kusali ili mungu anionyeshee kama we ndo mme wangu wa ndoa,jamaa akampa mda wa mwezi moja,mwezi...
Waungwana salaam,
Bw Bwire Mugeta
Alikopa fedha jumla ya 470,000/= na alihaidi kulipa ndani ya siku saba lakini hadi leo hajafanya hivyo, huyu jamaa amekuwa sio mstarabu fedha hizi alikopa...
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