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Note: Although this list of translations may offend some people, the list was originally sent to me by a Chinese friend of mine and other Chinese friends who have seen this have thoroughly enjoyed...
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________ _________ _________ ______...
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Vijana wawili walipelekwa mahakamani kwa tuhuma za ubakaji.Kila mmoja aliletwa mahakamani sambamba na mwanamke aliyembaka.Mmoja alimbaka msichana mrembo balaa na mwingine alimbaka msichana mbaya...
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Hapa juzi kati nilienda Mombasa,nikitembea kila baada ya muda nasikia 'bomu mzee' nikawa nastuka vipi mbona hali si shwari au nirudi kwenye giza la Ngeleja ? baada ya muda nikamuuliza mtu vipi...
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What do u call,''missed call'' in kiswahili?
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hakimu:"ni sababau gani iliyokufanya,uchukue kiti na kumpigia mmeo kichwani,bila huruma?" Mtuhumiwa:"meza ilikuwa nzito"
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The Window from which we look A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning while they are eating breakfast, The young woman sees her neighbor hanging...
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Mgombea ubunge katika uchaguzi mdogo jimbo la igunga amekutwa anabanduliwa katika moja ya vichochoro mjini igunga. mashuhuda wa tukio hilo la aibu wamedai kuwa vijana hao ambao walikuwa...
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Rose1980 Yesterday 10:42 JF Senior Expert Member Re: Ooh my kumbe leo ni 19.09 HONGERA KAKA me yangu keshoooooooooooo...20.9
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jamni sijui ni mimi tu au .. Kuna avatar nyingine humu ndani zinakuvita tu usome hoja zao uone walicho andika loohhhhh saa nyingine unatabasamu peke yako mbele ya screen , waangali kulia kushoto...
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Ni jambo la kushukuru Mungu na lakupendeza kuona jamii inaishi kwa umoja na kwa upendo.Lakini kwa hali sasa inavyoeonekana katika nchi yetu imeshakuwa kama tunaelekea kupoteza umoja wetu na upendo...
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Norma Jean Young revealed to The Globe that her son Donald, who was openly gay, was a “close friend” of Obama. Mrs. Young also believes the Chicago Police Department has not placed a high priority...
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Unakuta dada anamaziwa mazuri kama ndo saa 7,chuchu zimesimama kama koni.halafu amevaa sidiria transparent(inaonesha) maziwa yote du. Wenyewe wanaona ni stail ila du wananichanganya. Du hii...
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The guest speaker has been talking for more than three hours already. The audience was getting bored and restless. Finaly the speaker gasped, "My goodness, I must have been talking for hours! Is...
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Mimi nachukia wadada mnaovaa Skintite mnaondoa maana halisi ya mwanamke!!
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Daladala la ubungo-mbagala lilipofika buguruni. (KONDA);Oya oya mbagala vp mnaenda? (ABIRIA);Tukafanye nini? SWALI;Ungekuwa wewe ndo konda wa hiyo daladala,ungewajibu nini hao raia?
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jamaa baada ya kutoka dili mida ya saa mbili usiku alijisachi na akapata hana nauli ya taxi.hivyo akasimamisha taxi huku akipiga mahesabu itakuaje.alipouliza bei dereva akamuambia elfu...
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A businessman sends an email to his wife. 'My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and...
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Wadau naomba msaada: Niko mbali na nyumbani kwa muda mrefu sasa, nimelikumbuka sana pilau na hapa ugenini hakuna restaurant/hotel wanayopika pilau. Please wenye kujua namna ya kupika pilau...
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wakuu hili jambo nimelifatilia kwa muda mrefu sasa wengi wetu hapa jf tunapenda sana zile topic nyepesi hasa za mapenzi,utani na jokes,dini na nyingine kama hizo ikitokea topic ya kuumiza kuchwa...
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