JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Enjoy katika hii rar file kuna 10 joke books ambamo kuna 3 adult books na zingine mchanganyiko pia there is a book of "YO MAMA JOKES" and many more ENJOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!! download apa

Palitokea mkutano wa madaktari bingwa kutoka nchi 3, China, Ujerumani na Tanzania. Wakawa wanajadili mafanikio yaliyofanywa ktk nchi zao. Mchina akaanza "kwetu alizaliwa mtoto hana mkono wa...

Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee...

wakuu sijuwi kama ilikuwepo hii lkn nimeona niwaekee ambao hawajawahi kuiona A guy went up to his father saying: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!" Father: That's great...

A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a va.gi.na. What is a va.gi.na, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before s.ex it...

My Dear SweetHeart, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your...

Wanajamvi napenda kuwajulia hali baada ya kupotea kwa muda mrefu kutokana na majukumu mbalimbali,...napenda kuwapongeza TANESCO kwa kutu-providia umeme wa uhakika since uhuru till...

"Je una njia ya kufanya isiwe watatizo ili sie wenye kaz za kutegemea umeme tusilale na njaa?" Swali hili aliulizwa kijana mmoja huko Nanjilinji na muandishi wa habri,naye akajibu "Umeme ndio...

A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?" "No!" the children...

Aliyekiona hakukuikimbila, aliyekikimbilia hakukikamata, aliyekikamata hakukila, aliyekula hakushiba, aliyeshiba hakufanya kazi yeyote.

Three women were talking about their love lives. The first said "My husband is like a Rolls-Royce; smooth and sophisticated." The second said "Mine is like a Porsche; fast and powerful." The...

John na James wanataka kusafiri kutoka Kashozi kwenda Katerero.John anasafiri kwa baiskeli na James anatumia gari ambayo spidi yake ni mara sita ya spidi ya baiskeli ya John.Bahati mbaya gari ya...

Mimi kama muislamu nataka kutoa wimbo wa 'zomea Bakwata' naomba msaada wenu wa mistari wa wimbo huu.Hawa jamaa hawakubaliki na Waislamu na wanabebwa na CCM kwa maslahi yaoWamekuwa wanatoa kauli...

Bibi wa kipemba alitoa ushahuda kwa muandishi wa habari juu ya ajali ya gari iliyokuwa iktoka Dar kwenda Moro. Akaulizwa anakumbuka ilikuwaje? Akasema: "ama bwan muandishi mie nikumbukalo ni...

The Magic Penis A businessman was preparing to go on a long business trip. Being the thoughtful husband he was, he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied while he was gone...

Nilikuwa nimejilaza kwenye mkeka nje, kibarazani kwangu chini ya mti wa mpera huku nikiwa nasikiliza kipindi cha muziki wa zilipendwa katika redio yangu ya mkulima inayotumia bateri kubwa(1.5V)...

Natoa shukrani zangu za dhati kwa wana Jf kwa post safi ambazo sio siri kwa hizo nikapata hamasa kubwa kuhusu ule uchaguzi 2005 . Na sikuishia hapo niliomba nafasi ya kusimamia na nikapata...

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold; the bird froze up and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it...

Habar za leo wana jf. Kuna sababu nyng zinazosababisha wanandoa kutoka nje ya ndoa zao nazo ni pamoja na:- 1.wanandoa kujsahau pind wanapokuwa wachumba huahdiana mengi zaidi. 2.kupunguza utamu...