JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

masaburi yako! lol limekaa kimodern,haliumizi kama mengine, ni rahisi kulitamka mie nimelipenda!,,,,,hata hapa JF nimeona limeanza kutumika bila kula BAN...lol

Wanazuoni, ipi kati ya hizi ina mashiko zaidi? Natanguliza shukrani

Matukio yanayotokea sasa katika nchi yetu ni mchanganyiko wa mambo mengi na la msingi zaidi nionalo kwetu sisis watanzania kulalamika kwamba hali ngumu na viongozi hawawajibiki. Ok yawezekana...

Jamaa mmoja baada ya kukaa miaka mingi bila kwenda kanisani, katika pitapita yake akaona kibao cha redcross, akaingia akauliza, eti hapa ibada huwa inaanza saa ngapi? Wale jamaa mle ndani wakabaki...

Ni Nchi nzuri sana ambayo; Umeme upo lakini HAUWASHWI Mafuta ya magari yapo lakini HAYAUZWI Vyanzo vya maji tele lakini BOMBANI HAYATOKI Wezi, Wadokozi na vibaka WANAHUKUMIWA lakini...

Marriage Promise A couple had been married for 45 years and had raised a brood of 11 children and were blessed with 22 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time...

Waungwana Salam! Naomba kujuwa kuhusu ule mchakato wa kusaka vazi la kitaifa ktk TZ yetu, umeishia wapi? Ni muda sasa tangu lizungumziwe japo ktk media zetu. Binafsi ningependa kuona tunafika...

It is all about our horrible transport system in Tanzania. It did not start today some of you might believe. It started in 1970s although the problems used to be periodic - when secondary schools...

Binti: honey vp mbona sikuelewi? Men: kivipi? Binti: jamani kabla hatuenda gesti siuliambia kuwa tukimaliza utanijengea nyumba? Men: aaa! Ilikuwa trick ya kukupata, mi mwenyewe...

Sharobaro pamoja na mpenzi wake waliamua kwenda ktk salon moja ili wapate huduma ya kunyolewa nywele zao za sehemu za siri. Kinyozi alipomaliza kuwahudumia akadai apatiwe sh. 13,500/= kama malipo...

Kwa mtoto mdogo wazazi hasa mama yake, yeye hutambua kuwa ni wake peke yake kwa ajili ya kumbeba na kumletea zawad na akifanya hivyo kwa wengine akagundua!! kilio cha hapo ikiambatana na kuzila...

Shuleni (Primary, mwalimu wa ekolojia (ecology) naingia kufundisha darasa alilotoka kufundisha mwalimu wa kiswahili Mwalimu: Haya tumejifunza kuhusu kutegemeana kwa viumbe na mazingira. Nani...

From Yahoo friends IT IS UNDISPUTED FACT THAT RICH AND EDUCATED PEOPLE HATE LAWYERS, REASONS: LAWYERS TEND TO RANK POOR AND UNEDUCATED IN THE SAME WAY. IT IS ALSO UNDISPUTED FACT THAT LOW...

M-ental A-ttack T-o H-ealthy S-tudents =>give us 4 mathematics.

An airplane was about to crash… there were 5 passengers on board with only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, “I’m Wayne Rooney, the best football player, Manchester need me and I can’t...

A Man had 4 children. Government made a public announcement to the citizens that, if u have five children you will get 50,000 per month as aid grant to support the family. The man told his wife...

Kuna jamaa alitoka bush na kwenda kumtembelea jamaa yake aishiye mjini..Kwa bahati mbaya au nzuri jamaa alipofika kwa mwenyeji wake akapewa chumba ambacho ni self-contained(choo+bafu...

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out...

Leo nilienda maeneo ya millenium towers, wakati naingia kuelekea crdb nikakutana na mkaka akiwa kwenye mishe zake..The way he was dressd up imenibidi niwashirikishe.. Alikuwa amesukia uzi wa...

From Yahoofriends Dear Salary Please come back to STAY with me. You left in such a rush last month, I didn't even have time to tell you about my plans. I'm sorry about what I did last month...