JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Kama ni sahihi je idadi ya matundu mwilini mwa he na she ipo sawa? Kama si sahihi a. je nani ana matundu mengi zaidi? b. taja jina la tundu ambalo limeleta utofauti huo na kazi ya tundu hilo.

Mama mmoja mcha Mungu alikuwa na jirani yake mwenye roho mbaya kupita kiasi, siku moja akafungulia mabata yake ili yakajitafutie chakula. Bahati mbaya yakaenda kwa jirani yake, jirani kuyaona...

Denti mmoja msichana mapepe wa chuo aliingia ofisini kwa Profesa akiwa kavalia kiuchokozi chokozi. Mazungumzo yalikuwa hivi: Denti: Mambo Profe? Profesa: (Hakujibu bali aliuliza) Unasemaje? Denti...

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Na Richard Bukos Blandina Chagula ‘Johari’, mdada anayetengeneza mkate wa kila siku kupitia Tasnia ya Filamu Bongo, amenaswa akiwa kwenye mazingira tata, saa 9:18 usiku, Jumapili iliyopita...

It is all about our horrible transport system in Tanzania. It did not start today some of you might believe. It started in 1970s although the problems used to be periodic - when secondary schools...

Eti kati ya Mswaki na Toilet Paper nani anafanya kazi ngumu?

Nani anabishaaaa??!Girls are like an internet virus...They enter ur life,scan ur poket,transfer ur money,editur mind,download their problems,delete ur smiles and hang u forever!...

Near the main gate of Muhimbili National Hospital behind NMB bank there is a salon called LICE HAIR AND BEAUTY SALOON,my question is would you JF ladies patronise a place with such a name ? it is...

Yawa nyikwa Ramogi Ajwang' ma jo Kanyanam udhi nade? An to adhi maber ahinya!

Habari wana JF…. Poleni na hongereni kwa saumu (kwa wafungaji…) na pia mlolongo wa kazi na majukumu… Back to topic… Hapo hapo ulipo keti/jiegesha/jilaza/simama/ jiachia or whatever… Please...

mazungumzo haya ya konda na dereva wake utata mtupu Dereva:mwana...vp umesimamisha? Konda:ndio suka...kuna hawa wadada wawili..... Dereva:waambie wajitahidi kichwa kiingie konda:mmoja anasema...

An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger said, " I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA basketball player, the Lakers need me, I can't...

From Yahoo friends. Najua imewahi kutoka hapa, lakini wengine hawakuiona na labda leo imeletwa kwa ladha tofauti. Guys Be careful when listening to "American" preachers with professional...

Eti nani JF ndiye mchokozi sana kuzidi wenzake?

A husband and his wife agreed that anytime they want to have sex they will call it a PHONE CALL so that their kids wont realise.One day the husband sent his son to tell his mummy that he want to...

Kuna siku rais aliamua kwenda kutembelea hospitali ya vichaa ya mirembe. alipofika wagonjwa wote walimshangilia kwa nguvu kasoro mgonjwa mmoja ambae alikua nyuma kabisa. Basi rais akamfuata na...

Utangazaji na usambazaji wa habari unatarajiwa kubadilika barani Afrika. Shirika la Al Jazeera linachukua juhudi kuionyesha Afrika kwa nuru mpya. Changia miradi haya na toa mawazo yako hapa -...

Kwangu imeanza vema kabisa! Nimefurahishwa na michango ya marafiki hasa kutoka MMU! Wewe kwako unaionaje?

Wana JF, nimeleta topic mpya kabisa japo ni nje ya topic hii ni kwa sababu wengi tulioughaibuni tunatafuta vimwana na wakaka wa kuoa/kuolwa nao. Kuna hii blog nimetumiwa na rafiki yangu unaweza...