JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Bakhili mmoja baada ya kuaga dunia alienda direct mbinguni..akakabidhiwa ghorofa mbili kama zawadi.kwa ubakhili wake alizipangisha zote akaenda kuishi jehanam.

Hello wana Jf Nilikuwa naomba kushare na nyinyi hisia zenu, hasa kwa wana JF ambao wameshawahi kufungiwa(BAN) humu jamvini :- nina mambo machache nataka kujua kutoka kwenu 1. ulikuwa unajiskiaje...

1.Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. 2.Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. 3.Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE! 4.Bad command or file name! Go...

Bibi alienda kununua nyanya alipofika akaanza kuziminya minya huku akilia,muuzaji kumuuliza mbona unalia bibi akajibu

Hizi Ndio kumbukumbu zangu za visa za Madenge sijui na wenzangu mnakumbuka zipi? 1. Madenge Darasani kwao alikuja mwalimu mpya wa kike. Akauliza swali 2+2= ? Madenge kama kawaida yake...

Kuna siku nilipanda daladala toka Tegeta mpaka Ubungo na bahati mbaya sikupata bahati ya kupata siti,nikatafuta daladala ya kwenda mbagala nako nilisimama hadi Buguruni, asubuhi hiyo! Baada ya...

Memory was something you lost with age An application was for employment A program was a TV show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano A web was a spider's home A...

Kuna waziri mmoja katika serikali za awamu zilizopita alikuwa waziri wa maji, alikuwa hataki kupigwa picha hii ni kutokana na sura yake kuwa mbaya yan hata sura yake mwenyewe hakupenda kuiona...

Kulala gizani..Haina Majasho Petrol 2500 ...haina majasho maPriest kuuza unga...haina majasho dawa za bil 8 kuoza MSD ..haina majasho JET ya TPDF kubeba mtuhumiwa asiye na kesi...haina majasho...

Sharobaro katumiwa sms ya ngeli na demu wake, mwisho imeandikwa "some text missing**" sharobaro kujifanya mjuaj akajibu, some text missing too

Baba mkwe mmoja kutoka bush alingia mjini. Akakuta wajukuu zake wanagombania barafu .akawapora akijua labda ni ndio almasi akauze. akaweka katika mfuko. Baada ya muda wakiwa pamoja. Watoto...

Binti mmoja alilelewa katika maadili mazuri sana na wazazi wake hadi ukubwani. Kama ujuavyo, binti mwenye maadili hakawii kupata mchumba; akachumbiwa na hatimaye akaolewa. Siku tatu tu baada ya...

MAMA MKWE:Heee wee binti huyu mtoto mbona hafanani na kijana wangu? BINTI:Mama samahani huku chini nina njia za uzazi na sio machine ya photocopy! MAMA MKWE:mmhhhhhhhhhhhh!

From Yahoo friends Absolutely amazing! Beauty of Mathematics !!!!!!! 1 x 8 + 1 = 9 12 x 8 + 2 = 98 123 x 8 + 3 = 987 1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876 12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765 123456 x 8 + 6 =...

Ilikuwa ni noma mbaka huruma baada ya dogo mmoja kumuaga mwalimu wake ili arudi nyumbani kwa kisingizio kuwa babu yake amefariki baadaye mwalimu anaenda msibani eti babu anamwambia mjukuu jifiche...

dad to son: when i beat u, what do u do!? Son: i start cleaning up toilets. Dad: how does that help u!? Son: coz i use ur toothbrush.

Imeshakuwa kama kamchezo kwa viongozi mbalimbali kuitumia Kariakoo kama mfano mbaya pale wanapotaka kufananisha na jambo baya Awali kabisa alikuwa Makamba. Nikaja kumsikia tena jamaa mmoja...

Jamaa mmoja alikwenda ofisi za traffic kurenew leseni yake, traffic akamwambia kuwa leseni yake imekwisha kwa sababu ya kuzunguka na gari sana.

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the Ikulu's House. One from South Afrika, another from Kenya and the third from Tanzania. They visited the State House office to examine the...