JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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Wapendwa, Kama nilivyowaahidi ndio namaliza mazungumzo na rafiki yangu kutoka Eritrea kuhusu "babu" wa huko kwao na shughuli zake. Kimsingi hatofautiani sana na babu wetu huyu wa TZ. Mambo...
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Wakuu hii nimeikuta kwenye Blog moja ya Kitanzania Afade Sele akionesha hisia zake juu ya ujanja ujanja wa Mheshimiwa Rais wetu JK. Kwa maelezo yake anaona kuwa JK anakusudia kuleta tofauti...
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Zuzu ana ndoto za kumuomba Gadafi aje agombee uraisi mwaka 2015. Hadi leo ni miaka takriban hamsini uchumi umedorora, walala hoi wamekata tamaa. Gadafi katawala Libya miaka 32, kageuza jangwa...
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haya wanachadema mnataka kutupeleka wapi sasa kwani Mbunge wa wawi Mh Hamad Rashid amesema kuwa nanukuu “Napenda kuthibitisha kauli yangu kuwa wenzetu CHADEMA wana siri nzito na usalama wa Taifa...
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A woman and her lover are in the house while the husband is at work. Her nine year old son comes in, and after seeing them making love he hides in the wardrobe and watches them. All of a sudden...
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Mchambawima Bububu Koani Mwanakwerekwe Kojani Paje Naomba wenzetu wa Zenji watueleze maana ya haya maneno. hasa hilo la Mchambawima.
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Baada ya watu kuleta fujo kugombea KIKOMBE, Babu aliamua kuwapanga kwa mistari. Msitari wa kwanza wenye kansa, walikuwa wachache. Mstari pili walipangwa wa kisukari, wakawa wengi. Mstari wa tatu...
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A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. "I'll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want," he insisted. "And, I don't expect any hassle...
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Ivii.. Umewahi kujiuliza mtu wa kwanza kugundua maziwa ya ng'ombe alikua anafanya nini na ng'ombe??
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Nataka marafiki muni add kwa facebook shiwawa binsalaan al-jabry
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Kama ww ni bubu, kweli utaweza kucheka kutokana na hawa comedian wa hapa kwetu? Au kama mm nisiyejua kizungu naweza kufurahika na comedy zao zinazotawaliwa na maneno, sidhani. Lakini acha nije...
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Nilipata Bahati Ya Kuchat Na Msanii Wa Bongo Fleva Jay Dee Kupitia Facebook Na Nilitaka Kujua Yeye Kama Mmoja ya Wasanii Wenye Mafanikio Sana Hapa Nchini Nini Maoni, Mtazamo na Kama anaijua...
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Jamani nchi kweli imekuwa kimya. Baada ya mbwembwe na shughuli nyingi kwenye awamu ya kwanza, mama Salma Kikwete hasikiki tena. Hata siku ya wanawake tarehe 8 March 2011 hakuonekana wala kusikika...
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Mwalimu mmoja alikuwa akitoa ratiba ya safari kwa wanafunzi walipokuwa assembly. Wanafunzi kumi hivi walichaguliwa kuwawakilisha wenzao kitaaluma huko Ujerumani, so mwalimu akaona ni bora...
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:msela:Mshkaji anapuliza bange lake barabarani,Khafla katokea MALAIKA. BANGI MAN:majani7:>Wewe nani MALAIKA>Mimi malaika(ISRAILI) natoa roho za watu. BANGI MAN>AHHHH!!! MI NILIDHANI POLISI BWANA
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jamani wenzangu ni kama mimi kwani inapokaribia mwisho wa mwezi napatwa hamaniko kubwa moyoni. Nikiwa mtumishi wa serikali mwisho wa mwezi unapokaribia kuna mambo yananitia tumbo joto: 1...
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That H Bashe works for RA and in accordance with what the guy said in Dodoma lately (UVCCM thing) I am drawn into making an inference that this ethnic SOMALI is a man to watch closely. Like RA...
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A man walks in a bar and sees a man with a tiny head about the size of an orange. He asks the bartender what happened to the man. The bartender says,"well,he was on a beach and saw a beutiful...
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Source: Yahoo friends A little boy askshis dad: whats between mom's legs? The father answers: paradise, my son The kid asks again: whats between your legs? The father replies: the key...
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