JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short...
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Ndugu wana JF Hakuna chama cha siasa ambacho ni muhimu kuliko maisha yetu,hivyo basi hakuna haja ya kuwa mwanachama wa chama cha siasa ikiwa chama husika cha kisiasa kitakuwa na...
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Tiba ya Babu wa Loliondo ni uthibitisho tosha wa utawala usiofuata sheria. Hoja yangu hapa sio kama anatibu au la. Lakini hakuna taifa litaloacha watu wake kunywa dawa inayotolewa bila...
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Je tujiulize mwalimu Nyerere alikua anafikiria nini? Alisema maadui wanaotukabili kama taifa ni watatu yaani UJINGA, MARADHI NA UMASIKINI. Naamini huu ndio msingi uliomuongoza mwalimu katika...
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Jamani muni add kwa facebook Shiwawa binsalaan al-jabry
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Hayawi hayawiiii....sasa yamekua...ktk hali ambayo haikutegemewa na wengi...bodi ya Utalii Tanzania(TTB), imeanza kuitangaza tiba inayotolewa na Mchungaji Ambilikile Mwasapile wa Kijiji cha...
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Inasemekana ukitoka kwa babu lazima uharishe'uendeshe' sana. Babu anasema hapa ndio unatoa sumu mwilini! Jamani mliotoka huko tupeni majibu.
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YouTube - The Loliondo Wonder Pt. 1
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English Is A Phunny Language Principal to student... : " Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father (Any other options???) Class teacher once said : "Pick up the paper and fall in...
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Usione kimya best...nipo kwenye foleni Loliondo toka jumatatu, mimi ni mtu wa 1561..! huku hakuna kuzamia ukizamia tu au kutoa rushwa hauponi...nyuma yangu nawauona jamaa kibao, mohamed Shossi...
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Nimesikitishwa na jinsi watu wenye nyadhifa zao mbalimbali serikalini na taasisi za dini walivyochukulia suala la babu wa loliondo.kuna waliokurupuka mfano waziri lukuvii hasa baada ya kupinga...
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One day a man is sitting in his office, stressed out, on the 19th floor of a Building. A man comes running into his office and shouts, “John, your daughter, Anna just died in an accident right...
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Kuna baadhi ya watu kila kukicha wamekuwa wakipinga shughuli anazoziendesha Mchungaji Mwasapile, sijui kwa nini watu wanapata shida na shughuli anazoendelea nazo mzee huyu, nilidhani watu...
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Mimi ni mkristo Mlutheri(nimezaliwa katika familia ya kilutheri).Tangu nilipoanza kujitambua nimekuwa nikihoji baadhi ya misimamo ya kanisa,mfano ni dawa za kienyeji. Huwa najiuliza inakuwaje mtu...
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Habari niliyoiona kwa macho yangu sikuamini baada ya kushuhudia ng'ombe akiwa amezaa kiumbe chenye maumbile ya binadamu huko kenya. Chanzo the citizen tv
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nashukuru kwa kuwa mstari wa mbele kutuhabarisha katika tasnia mbali mbali lakini niloliona leo ni mfululizo wa makosa kadhaa ambayo yakiendelea mtapoteza maana halisi ya kutuhabarisha na kuwa ni...
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Mzee Wa Loliondo Inasemekana Mzee kaoteshwa dawa ya kutibu “magonjwa yote ”. Wapo watu wanaoamini kuwa ni kweli inaponya na wapo wale wanao tarajia iponye magonjwa yanayowasibu vile vile wapo...
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Nimepata email hii, nakata kujua kama kuna ukweli wowote. Thanks Coca-Cola Great Britain, Promotion/Award Prize Dept. 1 Queen Caroline Street Hammersmith London W6 9HQ Congratulation your E-mail...
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Source: Yahoo friends
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