JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

A husband and his wife were not on good terms. In fact, the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home...

Juzi baada ya rais Kikwete kutoka ufaransa alipitia Marekani na alipokelewa na Obama mida ya usiku,walivyokuwa wanatoka airport kwenda hotelini sehemu zote kuna umeme isipokuwa jengo moja,Kikwete...

What is the difference between BRA and BAR?Both are drinking zone and both make men crazy when open.

Wapendwa mmepotelea wapi? Au mmekwenda Loliondo mana huko ndo hakuna network ya mtandao wowote. I have missed u guys in JF

My All JF Dearest Ladies and Gents Thanks very much for giving a good and wonderful knowledge and view about Love, Relationship and Friendship. You corrected me where I was wrong. Thank you...

Habari zenu wapendwa na wapenzi wa jamvi hili. Kuna kitu kidogo nimekiona katika jukwaa hili hivyo nimeamua kukiweka hapa ili kujuwa ni kwa nini kinatokea. Naamini jamvi hili linapendwa na wengi...

Baba alikuwa anamwambia mtoto wake "si ruhusa kusema wakati tunakula, hasa tukiwa na wageni". Siku moja walipata mgeni, wakati wa kula mtoto akaanza "Baba..." Jicho alilomtolea mwanawe lilitosha...

Baada ya kufikiria sana mtoto akaamua kumuuliza mama yake: mtoto anamuliza mama hivi mama wewe pamoja na baba mbona amnipendi, mama akasema kwa nini mwanangu. mtoto akajibu: baba kanunua daladala...

Mechi ya jana isingeonyeshwa watu wangevunjana meno mtaani. Cheki stori za mtaani watu ambao wamesikia kwenye radio tu huku kwetu kusikokuwa na umeme. '' unajua nini ile ngoma imegonga mwamba...

Commandment 1. Marriages are made in heaven. But so again are thunder and lightning. Commandment 2. If you want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your...

Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as for the quality of the wine, he decides to...

Baada ya siku kadhaa kuingia ktk ndoa, mke aliamua kwenda kwa mama yake kumpa malalamiko juu ya mumewe. Akamwambia, Mtoto: mama tokea aniowe n-vita-tuu n-vita-tuu. Mama: angalau wewe mwanangu...

kuna tetesi kuwa helcopter ya mh Freeman Mbowe imeonekana ikitua maeneo ya Loliondo kwa yule pastor anayetibu magonjwa sugu.mwenye habari zaidi atujuze..

Mtoto mmoja mwenye umri wa miaka mitano alikua na kawaida yakucheza ndan ya ua nyumba yao na kila mara alikua akifuatilia nyenzo za mama yake hasa pale mama yake alipokua amebeba kopo lenye...

1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will...

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but her attention is galvanized...

Trying to teach good manners, a teacher asked her students: Jeff, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'...

A guy (with stuttering problem) walks into his doctor's office and says, "Ddddoc, I've bbbeen sssttttuttering ffor yyears and III'm tired of it. Ccccan yyyou hehehelp mmme???" The doc says...

Jamaa moja alienda kijiji flan cha wambulu kwa nia ya kugombea ubunge,ikafika siku ya kumwaga sera na mwisho akasema naomben mnipe kura zenu kumbe kura kwa kimbulu ni ma....ko.nusura wamwue kwa fimbo.

A Priest dies and waits in line at the Gates of Heaven. Just before he reaches the front of the queue, a guy in casual Jeans and T-Shirt pushes in. The Angel addresses this guy, 'Who are...