JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

A man was sitting on his back porch, crying. His wife comes out and asks: " What are you crying about?" The man sniffles, and asks his wife: "Remember when we were just dating, and your dad told...

Waafrica 2mekuwa wa2 wa kujirudisha nyuma cc wenyewe.je? Unakubaliana na usemi huu....Mzungu akienda porini anaenda fanya research,Muafrika anaenda kujisaidia haja kubwa

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved...

Baba alikuwa anagombana na mwanawe,mambo yakawa hivi.... Baba:wewe ni shahawa zangu mwenyewe kwahiyo usiusumbue ubongo wangu.... Basi yule mtoto akaenda chooni kupiga punyeto akarudi na kondom...

Here is the reason why Tanzania is crippled by severe power shortages. Electricity pylons in the countryside have long since stopped transmitting power and instead utilize the power lines to...

Ni UVOSI (UKOSEFU wa VOCHA SIMUNI). Ugonjwa mbaya sana na dalili zake ni: kudipu ovyo ovyo. Tafazali nipigie. Kusambaziwa vocha. Kuangalia salio kila wakati mpaka dole gumba linamea sugu...

WIFE: "If I died, would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Of course not!" WIFE: "No? Why not? Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do!!!" WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you get...

Watanzania jamani kuna tungo nyingine ambazo zina mana zaidi ya moja ,kwa hyo mtu anaweza akaitamka kukawa na mana zaidi ya moja kwa mtamkaji na anayesikiliza au mpokeaji,hebu kutana na tungo tata...

Kama ilishakuwepo humu samahani sikuiona James is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts water in the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as...

Mfugaji kamrudisha kasuku dukani apewe mwengine kwa sababu huyu anatukana. Muuzaji akamba mwengine. MUUZAJI:-Huyu mstarabu sana Ukinyanyua mguu wa kulia anasema kiengereza,ukinyanyua wakushoto...

nyumba ! nyumba ! nyumba !!!!!!! nyumba nzuri inapangishwa, ipo gongo la mboto, inatazamana na jeshi la wananchi TZ ! ipo kwenye fensi ! ni self container ! ina vyumba sita ! sebule mbili ...

Je ni kitu gani ungependa kiwe kwenye katiba mpya? DEREVA: Trafiki wasiwepo barabarani MWANAFUNZI: Mitihani isiwepo, baraza la mitihani lifutwe MFANYABIASHARA: TRA itaifishwe Wewe Je?

Secretary aliingia ofisini kwa bosi wake akaona zip ya suruali ya bosi iko waz secretary: Samahani bosi umeacha gereji wazi bosi: heheee huku...

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the...

Ndugu wa Tanzania wote!! Baada ya mgao wa umeme sasa ni mgao wa mabomu, ulianzia mbagala, na sasa Gongolamboto imefuaata, itakuja mabibo farasi, utafika upanga, utapita utaenda mpk Mwenge pale...

HEPATICO­CHOLANGIO­CHOLECYST­ENTERO­STOMIES = a surgical creation of a connection between the gall bladder and a hepatic duct and between the intestine and the gall bladder. This...

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, "What are the grounds for your divorce?" She replied, "About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the...

Rostam' & Co. profit and loss account Revenue 1. Dowans' (realizable) 94,000,000,000 2. Kagodah 48,000,000,000 3. Deep Greens Fin. 35,000,000,000...

Mpare mmoja alinunua mbuzi kwa ajili ya kitoweo, akamwambia mpishi, Nuthu ya nyama ipike pilau na nyingine itie kwenye Fritha!, kichwa fanya thupu na miguu fanya mchudh chukuchuku!, Ngodhi...

1. MAPUNDA= PUNDA 2. NGONYANI= NYANI 3.MAYOKA= MAJOKA/NYOKA 4.MWAFISI= FISI 4. MATWIGA=TWIGA 6. KIROBOTO ama kweli utamaduni wa kibantu na majina ya ajabu ajabu, hebu endelezeni orodha hii