Wanawake walifanya maombi kwa M/mungu kama hivi.
Wanawake:Eh mola tunaomba utuondolee hii harufu ya sehemu ze2 za siri.
M/mungu akawajibu:Hilo halitowezekana kabisa,pamoja na harufu yake wanaume...
Mwanajeshi m1 aliporudi kutoka vtani Nchini Iraq ikabdi aje uwanja wa Fisi kujumuika nac kwenye kikao chetu cha kunywa pombe ze2 ambazo hazihitaji opener na kuanza kupiga mkwara...
Wagonjwa wawili waliokuwa ktk ward 1 baada ya kupata ajali ya kugongwa na magari,wakawa wanazungumza kujua walifikaje pale hospitalini mazungumzo yao yakawa hivi...
Jamaa1:ndugu yangu umegongwa na...
Mkozenu safarini kuelekea Kisiju,kufika sehemu Dereva akacmamisha gari ili mkachimbe dawa pia mkamkuta mkazi wa pale naye alikuwa anajisaidia alivyomaliza akachukua kinyesi chako na kukiweka...
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving
each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the
next day,he would need his wife to...
What are the similarities of BAR & BRA
1. Both words have the same letters
2.. Both are drinking zones
3. Both have restricted timing for opening & closing
4. More...
Tofauti yetu kubwa kati ya Wahehe-Iringa na sisi Wasambaa-Tanga ni kuwa wahehe wao ni 'nakusage sambi sako mwenyewe' afu unapiga mtama ndo unamaliza mambo wakati cici wasambaa ni kuwa wakati...
Watoto bwana huwaga na maswali meengi ambayo yanaumiza kichwa ,hebu tumsaidie kujibu baadhi ya hayo maswali :-
1-kwanini stering ya magari haipo katikati ?
2-kama ng'ombe anatoa maziwa ,kwanini...
There was a man called Asumani around town who contracted disease and soon died. His body was sent to the mortuary to the establish cause of death. As Dr.Smith was examining the body, he...
A professor stood before his Philosophy class and had some items in front
>of him.When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and
>empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it...
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really...
When the power mower was broken and wouldn't run. I kept hinting to my husband that he ought to get it fixed, but somehow the message never sank in.
Finally, though, I thought of a clever way to...
Polisi alikuwa anamkimbiza mwizi makaburini,mwizi alipochoka akaamua kuvua nguo na kukaa juu ya kaburi,polisi alipofika akamkuta mwizi uchi juu ya kaburi ikabidi amuulize.
Polisi:samahani...
Habari ya leo nilikuwa nataka wewe mwenyewe ujijue kama ni mwanamke au mwanaume angalia jibu hapo chini
Endelea kuangalia chini
Endelea tena kuangalia chini...
Bahili alinunua Mbuzi,kufika pale home kwake akamwabia my wife wake.
BAHILI:-Nyama nusu pika pilau iliobaki weka kwenye friza.
Kichwa fanya subu
Ulimi na moyo utachoma...
Nimecheka hadi basi ,leo asubuhi nimepishana na kijana kavaa kama enzi zetu zile miaka ile arobaini na saba ,kafuga afro,kavaa raizoni,bwanngwa..vp unakumbuka mavazi yako ya zamani au ushayachoma...
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So...
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