JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Mtoto wa kwenye daladala akienda shuleni anaimba: Baba angekuwa jogoo na mama angekuwa tetea mimi ningekuwa kifaranga eeeh... Baba angekuwa beberu na mama angekuwa mtamba mimi ningekuwa...

...nadhani wote tunamjua nyoka!..si ndio? ...tumewahi kumuua,au kumuona tu anakatiza sehemu,au umewahi KUGONGWA nae, au kukutemea MATE...au kukukosakosa kwa hayo yote. ...binafsi huyu ni mnyama...

Clement Msahana ni kama ameshindwa kazi. Nafuatilia habari za TBC leo tarehe 13.03.12 saa mbili usiku, kuna habari ya wakazi wa Kibaha kurejea katika kijiji chao cha asili cHORUMA..lakini habari...

A Mother had 3 virgin daughters and they were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to...

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the...

Bakhili alinunua mbuzi akampeleka kwa mpishi nakumwambia hivi: Huyu mbuzi nakuomba ukishamchinja basi nyama yake uigawe nusu mbili yani nusu moja uipike kwa pilau na iliyobakia uniwekee kwenye...

RUTASHOBYA. baada ya kumaliza elimu yake ya sheria..akabidhiwa ofic.. siku ya kwanza ktk kiti cha kuzunguka... anaingia mdada oficin kuonyesha yuko bize ananyanyua cm ya mezani nakuanza ku bang...

UMEFIKA NYUMBANI UNAKUTA BARUA YA MWANAO HII UNGEFANYAJE? Baba na mama,ni matumaini yangu kuwa mtasoma ujumbe wangu huu kwenye karatasi niliyoiweka juu ya meza,naomba msishtuke mana ni...

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to...

Ni kweli wanajamvi?? Iwa mwema Wakatabahu Adharusi

Sema wewe kama wewe hizi picha zinakukumbushia wapi? au unakumbuka nini?

MSHUA "mbio mbio kutwanga SIMU kwa wakwe kutoa shukrani za dhati kwamba bint yao alio muoa ni bikra amegundua hilo usiku wa jana baada ya ndoa.. maongezi... MSHUA..>>asante sana mama kwani...

haya don mangi is in the house nicheki kwa pm then drinks and food on me; hata nauli ya boda boda ukitaka, serious for moshi friends then wa arusha wajiandae next week

Hivi zile kura zinazokuwa organized na Superman mbona haziangalii kundi hili?? Hawa jamaa wa lile jukwaa nawahusudu sana kwa jinsi walivyo wakarimu...... Erickb52 Chatu Dume Sweetlady Ulimakafu...

Mzee mmoja wa kichaga alikasirika binti yake alipojazwa mimba na pedeshee flani, coz bint alikua amemaliza form 4 anasubiri matokeo. Siku moja jamaa akaja na washenga kujitambulisha na kuweka wazi...

After a luncheon hosted by the Queen of England in London in his honor, the former President of Uganda, Field Marshal Alhaji Idd Amin Dada had this to say for his vote of thanks:Madam Queen, Sir...

Mmojawapo si avuke mstari afanane na mwenzie ili wahalalishe?

Mtoto:Babaaaaaa,kila siku unasema nipate mia kwenye mitihani,leo sasa nimeipata!!! BABA:Ohooo,safi sana,umepata mia kwenye mtihani gani? MTOTO: HISABATI 30%, KISWAHILA 25%, ENGLISH 25% na...

Hii ni kweli imetokea ktk kijiji kimoja, Jamaa mmoja alikuwa anazini na mke wa mtu kwa muda mrefu huku wakimaliza kuku wake aliodhani wanatafunwa nap aka shume. Za mwizi ni 39 ya 40 ananaswa...

Haya;kila mtu aweke meseji yake ya nne kwenye inbox ya simu... It must be really interesting!!!!