JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Members , Ni matumaini yangu tumeamka salama J'3 ya leo. Wiki kadhaa nyuma nikiwa katika mishemishe zangu za kusaka daily Bread , dira zangu siku hiyo zikahitaji niende pembezoni mwa Jiji...

INSTALLING HUSBAND!!! A woman writes to the IT Technical support Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall...

Huyu jamaa niaje arifu? Eti anasema kama kukojoa ni SHORT CALL na Kunya ni LONG CALL eti basi KUJAMBA ni MISSED CALL

Nikiwa kama Mwenyekiti wa Kamati ya Maandalizi ya harusi hii kubwa, napenda kutoa taarifa kwa wanajamii wote mtoe mapendekezo ya Wenyeviti wa kamati mbalimbali na wajumbe wa kamati hizo ili...

Jamaa alirudi nyumbani kutoka kazini mchana bila kumtaarifu mkewe! Kufika akaingia ndani moja kwa moja, akamkuta mkewe kavaa chup* peke yake, yupo na njemba kifua wazi wamekumbatiana. Jamaa...

jamaa kutembea tembea akapita karibu na kiwanda cha tbl si akaanguka! watu walio kuwa karibu wakajua amezimia kwa uchovu au njaa si wakatafuta maji wakaanza kum mwagia ili azinduke,jamaa aka amka...

Heloo wana jf chart hii mwaonaje?

A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife: Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy...

mie jaruo nyeupe ilikuwa inavunja mbavu zangu sana.wewe je??

Kulikuwa na wakristo wawili walikuwa wana njaa kweli siku 3 hawajala wakaona msikiti moja akamwambia mwenza pale msikiti hatuwez pata chakula mpaka tuwe waislamu sasa tubadilishe majina moja...

Wahaya kwa mbwembwe hawana mpinzani,jamaa ni mhudumu wa mochuari sasa anavyojitambulisha kwenye harusi,my name is Kamugisha am working with Muhimbili,infact professionally nawahudumia watu...

Kauli hii ni ya kawaida sana, lakini inapotolewa na kiongozi aliyeaminiwa na kukabidhiwa majukumu ya kitaifa, huwa inasikitisha, kushangaza na kusababisha watu wataharuki. Adam Malima inabidi...

ebu sema chochote kuhusu hawa wanaoitwa wazee wa Dsm, mi kama siwaelewi elewi....hivi akina Bakhesa na Guram siyo wazee....

There once was a nonconformist bird that decided not to fly south for the winter. He said "I've had enough of this flying south every winter, I'll just stay right here on this farm, what's the...

Kufuatia Uporoto kukuona wa kazi gani ! Mimi kwangu nakuchukulia kama "Mali Kipusa" Husniy kwangu utakua Dhahabu . Husniy utakua Tanzanite . Hii ni OFFER maalumu kwako, njoo mammiy...

Natumia jina la juma hussein,karibuni saaaaaaaaaana.

(1) They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true. (2) As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank. (3) Q: Why do women live longer than men? A: Shopping never causes...

Eti Sina Hela amekufa, mbona mimi namjua na ni ndugu yangu wa damu niko nae hapa? Eti Sina Hela kapotea, jamani hajapotea nasema ninaishi nae karibu sana Je wewe unamjua?

Hellow wana JF na kina Nshomile woote mliopo hapa (BIshanga, Muganyizi, Nitonye etc) napenda kuwataarifu kuwa nimerudi rasmi kutoka huko kwenu. Nimekaa Bukoba ndani ya siku chache lakini...

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