JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

BAN inauma jamani. Ujumbe wa ban huwa unasababisha niwe mkiwa!

Je, kuna ukweli juu ya kanuni hizi? ------------------------------------------------------------------ LAW OF QUEUE: Ukibadilisha mstari unapopanga foleni ule uliouacha unakwenda mbio zaidi...

Padri na Sister walisafiri usiku ukawakuta njiani! Wakatafuta Guest wakakuta Guest zote zimejaa lakini walikuja kufanikiwa chumba kimoja tu, Padri katika kulala akaweka mto katikati wakalala...

...reply ya kwanza na ya pili tu,ndo inabeba maana ya post...zilizobaki salamu tupu na porojo... oooh Ericky nakusalim Amyner oooh Husny namtafuta husby wangu Jg... oooh DA anamwambia SL sijui...

Mdingi m1 alikua anadaiwa, siku ya kulipa ikafika akawa hana "mshiko" wa kulipa deni, hivyo akamwambia mwanae mdogo wa kiume: "Baba PM akija mwambie baba amesafiri kwenda Zanzibar". Muda si mrefu...

Hii... guys, I hope that you are extremelly all fine no matter where you are... Its my pressure to share some ideas, views and oppinions with my fellow JF Members this morning, The motion...

Haya kwa wale mnaopenda penda kusema flani bin mwaflani ni kichwa....top this! Meet twins Paula and Peter Imafidon – they’ve just passed the University of Cambridge Advanced Maths A level and...

Nimeshangaa kusoma kwenye gazeti leo kumbe laptop inaitwa kompyuta mpakato lol!

Uaminifu kwenye mahusiano ya kimapenzi siku hizi ni mdogo sana. Natamani "Wachina" wangegundua dawa ya kuweka kwenye samsingi ya patna wako, akibetray unagundua!

Bonzavoclemeeee!!!

Hivi kwa nini wabongo wengi wana tabia ya kuchungulia wallet? Ninasema haya kwa sababu yameshanitokea sehemu nyingi, kama ukienda saloon(kiume au kike) ukitoa wallet kama unataka kulipa utaona...

Nachukua nafasi hii kuwapongenza TFF kwa kuwachukuli hatua za kinidhamu wavunjifu wa amani kwenye mpira wa miguu. si wengine ni yanga ambao walionekana kuwa tyson dhidi ya refa ,hivyo basi...

Siku moja Papa Benedict 16 aliamua kwenda kwenye Matembezi akamchukua dereva wake lakini akamwambia amwache andeshe mwenyewe kufika njian akakutanna na trafic akamsimamisha kuangalia vizuri...

Bill Gates in a restaurant.... After eating he gave the weiter a tip of 5$ the weiter was annoyed n Gates realized that.. Gates; What's wrong..? Weiter; on the same table sat ur son...

INSTALLING HUSBAND!!! A woman writes to the IT Technical support Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall...

Reply DEAR Madam, First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.EXE and try to download...

Kusema ukweli, mama ni mama.Nakumbukia na nayaona matumizi ya baadhi ya maneno aliokuwa akinieleza mama enzi nikiwa nakuwa.. 1. Usingizi hauishi mwanagu.. 2.Huwez kuacha kutamani mwangu,ila...

Ngoma yetu ya asili watu wa manda ludewa inaitwa MGANDA. Tunacheza tukiwa tumevaa kaptula nyeupe na mashati meupe huku tukipuliza "ligubu" na tukiwa tumeshika mkia wa ng'ombe mkononi. Ngoma ya...

Ni sababu gani zinazosababisha laini kuexpire? Kwa nini TIGO hawakoclear kueleza laini zao zinaexpire baada ya muda gani, ili mtu ujue kabla, kwani kuna wakati laini inaweza kuharibika ukiwa...

1: Their Last Name Stays With Them Forever, 2: Phone Conversations Last Just For 30 Secs Flat, 3: A Five Day Vacation Requires Only One Jeans, 4: If Someone Forgets To Invite Them,He Can Still Be...