hivi huyu sijui ni madam au sir nikimwomba yeye yuko tayari kunipa au atasema nimedhalilisha?
na je nikwanini mnaendela kutupa misaada wakati mlisema kuwa tusipokubali kuwapa hamtupi?
na je...
kuna wawindaji wawili walienda kuwinda walipofika msituni wakiwa na gari yao wameipaki...karibu na msitu jamaa wa kwanza alikua mtaalam wa kuchuna ngoz na wa pili ndo mwindaji hodar..basi ikabidi...
A 'just married' White couple decided to make love on their wedding night in the hotel.
The wife did not want to get pregnant yet and requested the husband to buy condoms from the shop nearby...
An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of...
Kuna jamaa moja alikuwa na tabia akiingia Toilet anakaa muda mrefu sana, siku moja anaingia toi..mke wake akampa redia ndogo aendelee kusikiliza asiboreke.....jamaa alipotoka mazungumzo yakawa...
The Nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one Sunday morning
and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven... which part of
your body goes first?"
Suzie raised her...
Ningeiweka kulee kwenye Jukwaa lilee lakini ingekuwa ni balaa!!
Mama mzazi wa Blandina Nyoni Katibu Mkuu Wizara ya Afya (maana hajafukuzwa wala mwingine hajateuliwa) Amefariki dunia jana saa moja...
Naanza lakini msinihukumu;
1. Ukiona mtu ana penda sana mbege-Ni Mchaga
2. Ukiona mtu ni bahiri sana-Huyo bila shaka atakuwa Mpare
3...................
4...
A lady load onto a bus carrying her baby, seats next to a man, she starts to breastfeed the baby, baby refuses to suckle, she yells at the baby ebu nyonya ama ntamnyonyesha huyu uncle yupo hapa...
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised?"
"Well" said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub...
Today I spent minutes trying to overtake some annoying lady who was driving right smack in the middle of the road, never using her rear view mirrors and absolutely deaf. Over the rest of the...
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