JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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hivi huyu sijui ni madam au sir nikimwomba yeye yuko tayari kunipa au atasema nimedhalilisha? na je nikwanini mnaendela kutupa misaada wakati mlisema kuwa tusipokubali kuwapa hamtupi? na je...
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kuna wawindaji wawili walienda kuwinda walipofika msituni wakiwa na gari yao wameipaki...karibu na msitu jamaa wa kwanza alikua mtaalam wa kuchuna ngoz na wa pili ndo mwindaji hodar..basi ikabidi...
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funguka kuhusu akina shemaua,shekimweli,shemng'ande km uwajuavyo
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Ukiwa na hasira anaweza kukufanya ukatabasamu Uukiwa tajiri anaweza kukufanya ukawa masikini and viceversa. Aanaweza kukufanya ukawachukia marafiki, wazazi na ndugu zako wote! Anaweza kukuua pia...
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A 'just married' White couple decided to make love on their wedding night in the hotel. The wife did not want to get pregnant yet and requested the husband to buy condoms from the shop nearby...
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Jamaa>shkamoo baba. Mshua>marahaba ujambo. Jamaa>sijambo shkamoo. Mshua>vp ww mbon unarudiarudia salam mzima wewe..? Jamaa>me mzima shkamoo.....
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An engineer, a physicist, and a lawyer were being interviewed for a position as chief executive officer of a large corporation. The engineer was interviewed first, and was asked a long list of...
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Kuna chizi mmoja alipanda daladala, Karopoka ropoka akisema 'babangu angelikua jogoo na mamangu angekua kuku ningezaliwa kifaranga'. Kisha akaendelea kusema 'mamangu angekua ng'ombe na babangu...
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Kuna jamaa moja alikuwa na tabia akiingia Toilet anakaa muda mrefu sana, siku moja anaingia toi..mke wake akampa redia ndogo aendelee kusikiliza asiboreke.....jamaa alipotoka mazungumzo yakawa...
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The Nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one Sunday morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to Heaven... which part of your body goes first?" Suzie raised her...
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Ningeiweka kulee kwenye Jukwaa lilee lakini ingekuwa ni balaa!! Mama mzazi wa Blandina Nyoni Katibu Mkuu Wizara ya Afya (maana hajafukuzwa wala mwingine hajateuliwa) Amefariki dunia jana saa moja...
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Naanza lakini msinihukumu; 1. Ukiona mtu ana penda sana mbege-Ni Mchaga 2. Ukiona mtu ni bahiri sana-Huyo bila shaka atakuwa Mpare 3................... 4...
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Watu hawa hua wanachangamsha jukwaa. Hivi wako wapi au jukwaa gani maana namis sana michango yao.
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A lady load onto a bus carrying her baby, seats next to a man, she starts to breastfeed the baby, baby refuses to suckle, she yells at the baby “ebu nyonya ama ntamnyonyesha huyu uncle yupo hapa...
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Wanajamii nikutana na hii mambo ktk pitapita zangu ikanivutia. Nipokeeni. Makofi tafadhali!!
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During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director "How do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalised?" "Well" said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub...
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Today I spent minutes trying to overtake some annoying lady who was driving right smack in the middle of the road, never using her rear view mirrors and absolutely deaf. Over the rest of the...
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http://www.youtube.com/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0Dx7g4qcRw&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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chipsi swala 20000 supu ya mamba 50000 wali simba 70000 snake bite 10000 ugali chui 40000 giraffe burger 30000 wote mnakaribishwa
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..Leo saa Tisa..
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