JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Kuna tetesi kuwa JF ni ya CHADEMA na CHADEMA ni ya WACHAGA na WACHAGA ni WALEVI na WALEVI ni WATU MAKINI. Swali linakuja kwako sasa je memba wote wa jf ni MAKINI yaani WALEVI kama ni kweli...

Jamaa akakutana na demu njiani akielekea kanisani. Jamaa alivutiwa na binti yule akaanza kutupa mistari,kabla ajapata jibu wakafika kanisani. Katikati ya ibada wakati wa sadaka jamaa ili...

Invisible; kesho tunaanza Kwaresma, hivyo naomba uninyime access kwenye jukwaa lile lenye matusi, naogopa mipicha ile itanidhambisha! Natanguliza shukrani!

Nimepata taarifa hawa maadui wamesuruhshwa cjui ni kweri na je HARBTI ZA KUTETEA Huu MZI5I ZITAENDELEA

Hii helufi inawakilisha vitu vitamu na venye sukari sukari Mfano. >>K.....Keki >>K.....kashata >>K.....kalimati >>K........???

Habari wana JF….. :poa Ukiwa kama mtoto haijalishi uko katika hali gani, waishi mahala gani ama jamii gani... Tunakua kama malaika na the world is so wonderful in our eyes... kila kitu...

A guy went up to his father saying:"Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!" Father: That's great son. Who is it? Son: It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter. Father: Ohhhh I...

Hv mkia wa mbuzi unamsitiri au unamuabisha halafu mwenyewe hata hana wasiwasi anajishebedua zake tu

Bibi kakamatwa kwa kuiba pakti ya sukari super market.Alipoulizwa kwa nini aliamua kuiba sukari,akajibu;"nilifika hapa kwa malengo ya kununua juisi,nilipochukua kopo la juisi,kwenye label yake...

Bia baada ya kupanda hadi 1800/= nikarudi katika vikao vyetu vya mzunguko wa kopo moja la komoni kwa wachezaji 12. Tukaagiza kopo la ltr 4, yaani amboni. Tukaanza kubugia, mimi nilikuwa namba 10...

“Good Morning school, first you should know this is an assembly!! Those boys who are mammaring and malinger lingering at the back should Shut up!!.I would like to bring to your attention that Mrs...

Two women go out one weekend without their husbands. As they came back, just before dawn, both of them drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed that the only place to stop was a cemetery...

Bibi na mjukuu wakiwa sokoni. Bibi:Diploma nilitee paketi ya sukari ziache matunda. Mwuzaji:We bibi mjukuu wako anaitwa Diploma? Bibi:Ndiyo Mwuzaji:Kwanini? Bibi:Kwasababu nilimpeleka binti...

Dogo mmoja alikua anapiga story na dingi yake, mara girlfriend wake akatokea, na dingi mwenyewe mtata sana dogo akaamua kutumia akili ya kuzaliwa na maongezi na gf wake yakawa hivi...

...... this is a 2012 brand new car...EVOQUE bongo bana raha sana usaidiweje?

A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the...

Mgosi:::Habari yako mamushi. Mamushi:::Nzuri mgosi Mgosi::Nekuana na khapu la mantunda mie nzani dondoka njoo nkupe buku. Mamushi:Nawe mbona nakuona umekaa tu,kampe mkeo hiyo buku...

Nilikua Nafatilia kipindi cha ATN,This is My story kuna pastor anachambua freemanson. Kasema NIKE=No Intimacy Kill Everyone IMF ukiigeuza(kuificha) FMI=Free Manson International,akataja...

kuna *shule moja ya wavulana watupu,ambapo wanafunzi walikuwa manunda ile mbaya,Tatizo wanafunzi hao walikuwa wanawadhrau sana walimu wao wa kike,walikuwa hawafati amri na maagizo ya hao maticha...

Ule wimbo wa izzo bus wa ridh 1,leo namwimbia mwanaAsha,naanza km hv Corus; Naongea na mwanaAsha mwanaAsha ripot hii usipuuze Verse; mwambie mshua wako akisaidie kusaka credt,afute matokeo yte...