JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Alitoa blauzi,na mimi nikatoa shati, akatoa sindiri,na mimi nikatoa vesti, akatoa sketi,na mimi nikatoa suruali, akatoa skintyt,na mimi nikatoa bukta, akatoa chupi na mimi nitakatoa chupi...

Who said car names don't have meaning ? BMW: Brings Me Women. X_X LEXUS: Luxury EXports to United States. FIAT: Failure in Italian Automotive Technology. FORD: For Only Romantic...

A Boy was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird dropped a load when it was directly over him. The Boy says, “Good thing that cows don’t fly.”

Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him? Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!:embarassed2:

habari zilipofika Jf headquater zilimkuta Buchanan akiwa shift akataka kuchakachua majina ya mawaziri lakini Paw akashtukia akapeleka taarifa kwa invisible Kikao kinaendelea kupitisha majina ya...

Wakuu hii quote nimeitoa kwenye gazeti moja hivi Jumamosi. Walikuwa wanafanya mahojiano na yule wakili anayedai mkewe kabakwa na Nabii na Mtume, amesema issue iligundulika baada ya mkewe kuwa na...

mimi napenda kuwatangazia rasmi safari hii urais lazima utoke kaskazini yaani wachaga,pigeni ua galagaza lazima, hamna kukwepa kama mmezoea kukwepa hapo mmekwisha,kwa hiyo nyie wakina nanihii...

nimesoma maisha ya mgombea urais wa marekani John MAccain'huyu jamaa hajabadilika tangu tulivyomwona kwenye uchaguzi miaka minne iliyopita yuko vilevile'namwomba sana DR slaa azingatie sana diet...

mechi imeisha namwita "mtani" azime king'amuzi chake na afunge geti nirudi uswazi sipati jibu, natingisha kitasa astuke wapi, mzee yupo safarini, au nimpigie simu amumshe mkewe? Noma. Natweta, saa...

Legendary pop singer Whitney Houston was found dead Saturday at a Beverly Hills, California, hotel, officials said. She was 48. The entertainer, whose incredible talent was discovered at an...

TRAFIKI KWA MWANAE;Wewe mtoto mjinga kweli,kwanini kwenye mtihani wa Hisabati umepata marks chini ya Hamsini?.>>>> MTOTO WA TRAFIKI;Kausha dingi,hebu kamata buku tano yaishe basi!

Aisee hivi hii ikijaribishwa bongo unadhani nini kitatokea?

Katika nchi ya Italia ambapo yapo pia makao makuu ya VATICAN, Papa John Paul II( sasa marehemu) alikuwa akiwahi katika moja ya vikao vya kanisa, akamwamulu dereva wake aendeshe gari kwa kasi ili...

yani hata cjui ni kwa nn napata hii hali.

Chit chat vema..? Najua wengi mtakua mmeitikia vema,vema, vema sana. Kwa kuwa wengi wetu tuna ndugu jamaa na wadogo zetu waliofeli(japokuwa mimi sikuwa na ndugu wala mdogo wangu aliyemaliza...

Saa 11.00 Kuamaka toka kitandani Saa 11.10 - 11.40 Mazoezi ya viungo Saa 11.40 - 12.20 Kuijiandaa na usafi wa mwili mpaka kupiga pamba 12.20 - 1.00 Kusoma magazeti na kupata kifungua kinywa...

ma friends watu wengi hawanipendi kwa ukweli wangu wanataka nitume uwango ambao hauna faida na mimi

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Habari za J'Pili wanadamu wenzangu. Mwanadamu kama mnyama yeyote an mahitaji sawa na wanyama wengine. Ingawaje mwanadamu anajiona kuwa ni mmiliki wa vyote. Anaviharibu na kuvifuja atakavyo bila...

Leo jioni kulikuwa na shindano la mpira wa miguu kati ya cdm na maga.mba makuburi dsm. Baada ya ccm kufungwa goli 3-0, na kupewa kadi nyekundu mbili waliamua kuleta fujo na kumuiba mbuzi ambaye...