JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

MGANGA ANAPATIKANA HAPA.-DR SHEKIBUYU KUTOKA TANGA, SASA ANAPATIKANA MIKOA YOTE. Tunatoa huduma zifuatazo....... Kuotesha busha haya yapo ya bei kama ifuatavyo... • Busha la...

Kulikuwa na muzaji asali alikuwa akisifu asali zake...Kuna jamaa akamuambia yani hakuna kitu kitama kuliko asali zako akasema ndio....Jamaa akamwambia na mwanamke je? Akasema wapi mwanamke atakuwa...

Unasikiliza dondoo za magazeti asubuhi unakutana na habari kama hizi.. - Serikali ya Tanzania imetangaza msaada wa paundi milioni hamsini kusaidia wahanga wa mafuriko huko Brazil. - Kampuni ya...

Samahani kwa kutokuonekana hapa kwa muda laptop yangu imegoma kufanya kazi nawashukuru wote 32 mlionitumia PM asanteni kwa kunipenda nami nawapenda pia,nawatakia wiki njema.

Application Form To Be Filled For Contesting Tanzanian Elections ------------------------------------------------------- 1. Name of Candidate : __________________ 2. Present Address (i) Name of...

Mchezo wa 'kimama-mama...' Nikatokea kuzoeana na binti ambaye alipenda mi niwe baba na yeye awe mama kila mara tunapocheza mchezo huo... Sasa siku moja ilitokea wakati 'baba na mama'wanaenda...

CHADEMA watu wabaya sana..wamemshinikiza pinda awatishe madaktari na kupiga marufuku mikutano yao ktk ukumbi ambao walikuwa wameshaulipia

Wanabodi, Naitaji msaada wenu jinsi ya kutengeneza Mbege nzuri.. Yoyote mwenye kujua naomba anielekeze jinsi maandalizi yake na vifaa gani vinavyotakiwa. Nipeni maujanja ya kutengeneza...

kiukweli mimi kama msichana nakutana na tongozo nyingi sana, ila hizi za jf daaaah nazikubali kweli hili ni jukwaa la great thinkers. watu wanajua kupanga mistari na vina bwana tongozo la page 3...

Your car is Japanese Your beer is German Your wine is Spanish Your Democracy is Greek Your Coffee is Columbian Your tea is Chinese Your watch is Swiss Your fashion is French Your shirt is...

Habari, Mi mwenzenu mara nyingi huwa napost vitu hapa JF nikiwa kazini. Mara nyingine unakuta naandika na e-mail za ofisi pembeni nime minimize hii screen. Sasa inatokea sana najisahau nikiwa...

1. No thanks, I’m married. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type. 4. Steers? No thanks, I’m not hungry. 5. Good evening, Afande. Isn’t it lovely out tonight? 6...

Jamani avatar mpya ya Kongosho mmeiona? mmmmhhhhh ................... Tarifa za kiintelijensia zinasema hii picha ni picha halisi ya Kongosho 'in action' (imepigwa x mass eve akiwa monte...

Habari kwa ufupi, Mama mmoja azaa matofali kula kula pemba kitini. Kuku nchini waitisha mgomo wa kutaga kuwakomesha wauza chipsi. Na michezo kila mashindano ya kutembea muda mrefu machinga ndo...

How I learned to mind my own business……….. I was walking past the mental hospital the other day. All the patients were shouting, ’13….13…..13.’ The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a...

Nimesoma juu ya utafiti huu ukanichekesha. Watafiti sasa wanasema kwamba kwa wastani mwanamme hutumia dakika 43 kila siku akibung'alia wanawake tofauti tofauti wanaokaribia 10. Hii ni sawa na...

Would you be HAPPY, PISSED OFF or FREAKED OUT if your man or your lady was to give you a surprise visit? Yani mko kwenye simu anakwambia anavyokumiss ila tu umbali/shughuli ndio zinamzuia kuwa...

Inaonekana wapo wengi hapa, hebu tujitaje / tuwataje :biggrin: Mi naanza na "Gaijin", mkuu vipi box la Japan linalipa?:A S wink: (username imekutoa mkuu)

Hata anayekwenda Hai, Same, Mwanga, Siha, Rombo...bado atakwambia anaenda moshi. ina maana jina lingine la mkoa wa kilimanjaro ni moshi? hapana. Halafu mbona kuna umbali mkubwa kati ya moshi na...

Jamani nina Swali langu linaniumiza kichwa nimeulizwa Swali mpaka sas sijapata jibu kutoka akilini mwangu kuna watu wameniuliza swali lenyewe ni hli (Je Anayefaa kuitwa neno Mzazi ni baba Au...