JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

4giv me father i hav sinned. Nimetenda dhambi nahtaj padri mwenye upako niungame. Bwana Yesu asifiwe.

Kuna mzee mmoja alikua anawasumbua sana vijana waliokua wanavuta bangi karibu na nyumba yake na kutishia kuwaitia polisi. Basi wale wavuta bangi wakapanga mikakati ya kumkomoa yule mzee ili...

During a reception, the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is what he came with. 1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and...

A 50- year-old lady who was dying of cancer, asks God to give her 25 years more and God approves. After her successful operation, she underwent plastic surgery and gets facelift, lip tuck and...

From a Fan!! A man called home to his wife and said... "Honey, I've been asked to go fishing in Canada with my boss and friends. we'' be gone for a week.. This is a good opportunity for me to get...

siku moja juma alisafiri kwenda mkoa wa mara alipofika alichukua chumba cha wagen,kwa kuwa alikuwa mchezaji(player) hivyo ilikuwa ngumu kulala peke yake.basi akatafuta mtu wa kulala naye...

hivi ushakutana na hili! Mtu unampigia simu anakwambia eti amekumis sana kama ndivyo hivyo si ungenipigia au ungetuma sms! Mtu ana namba za sim za kwako, email, jf mko wote, facebook mko wote...

Bosi mpya katika construction site aliamua kuonyesha yeye ni mchapakazi hodari kuliko wa zamani.Katika pita pita yake,akamkuta jamaa amelala kivulini muda wa kazi.Akamuuliza;wewe kijana,kwa nini...

kama nimepost kitu mana nikipost sioni.

Newton's third law states: "every action has an equal and an opposite reaction". So it would stand to reason that every proverb has an equal and opposite proverb. All good things come to those...

Abdallah alienda kwa rafikiye Rashidi akamueleza shida yake na kumwambia amkopeshe sh. 300,000.00 ili aende Handeni kutatua matatizo yake ya kifamilia: Rashidi bila hiyana akamkopesha 300,000 ila...

Mwosha maiti akiwa mochwari akashangaa alipofungua nyuso za maiti 3 na kuona zinatabasamu. Gafla akapiga simu polisi. Mwosha maiti:afande ebu njoo angalia hizi maiti 3 mbona zimetabasamu...

The real story happened in China, that can make you cry :( . . . . . . . なだや羅やわマヤな&#12383...

MWALIMU: baba yako akikopa 5,000/= kwenye duka la mangi halafu akaenda kukopa tena 5,000/= kwenye dula mpemba, wakati wa kurudisha kwapamoja atarudisha sh. ngapi? MWANAFUNZI: Hatarudisha ki2...

Rejea kichwa cha uzi. Mimi ni mzalendo sana, kwa muda mrefu nimekuwa mtumiaji wa mvinyo mwekundu(kwa vile bia chungu), nilikuwa napata uchungu sana kununua zile za Hispania, Italia, Ufaransa na...

Wakuu sio kweli kila mchaga ni mfanyabiashara sio kweli kila mhaya ni malaya sio kweli kila mmachinga katokea ntwara sio kweli kila muokota makopo ni mwendawazimu sio...

ki ukweli naomba niseme ukweli nimekuwa nikizunguka katika makampuni mbali mbali hapa mjini na hii ni kutokana na nature ya kazi yangu ila kiukweli makampuni haya BENKI MAKAMPUNI YA SIMU TRA...

Ni fursa sasa ya vijana mkaanza mchakato wa kupata utaalamu wa maswala ya customs na hivi jana nafasi za kazi zimetangazwa na TRA. Unangoja nini sasa.

I am a new member. I hope u ar al fine.

Kuna jamaa alikua anafukuzwa na nyuki,akakumbuka njia nzuri ya kuwakwepa nyuki ni kulala chini,basi akalala chini lakini wale nyuki wakawa wametanda juu yake bila kuondoka kwa muda mrefu. Jamaa...