JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

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British Man and the Sheikh A British man came to Sheikh and asked: Why is it not permissible in Islam for women to shake hands with a man? The Sheikh said: Can you shake hands with Queen...

haya wale wapenzi wa series ya 24 ipo ITV imeanza kuonyeshwa now

Mzee kamtuma mtoto wake aende akamnunulie VIAGRA mtoto kufika phamacy akaambiwa mwambie mzee anywe vidonge viwili nusu saa kabla ya tendo la ndoa. Mtoto kacheza njiani akasahau maagizo akaenda...

A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?" The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it...

A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am...

Huyu jirani yangu msomi mwenye PhD tunaishi naye nyumba ya kupanga. Ni mkorofi sana, anatumia air condition, lakini likija swala la kulipia luku hataki kabisa kuchangia. yeye ni mtu wa mkoa wa...

Ilikuwa majira ya saa 5 usiku. Mi niko kwa miguu kando kando ya barabara ambayo ina kichaka upande wa kulia. Nikasikia purukushani ikitokea kichakana kwa muda mrefu,nikabana pembeni nishuhudie...

huu ni mjadala unaoendelea bbc , tupia maoni hapa

kulitokea ubishi kati na mrusi mtz na mchina ..wote walikuwa wanabishana ni nani mwenye technology nzuri Mrusi:Kuna mtoto alikatika mguu tukauunganisha sasa hivi huyo kijana ni mwana athletic...

Jeikei amekuwa afisa habar wa tanesco,kila mwisho wa mwaka 2010&2012,amekuwa anatoa hotuba za kuwaambia wananchi wawe wanakubali BEI MPYA ZA UMEME,kila mwaka unapoisha,basi awe anaisemea na EWura n.k

salaam wana JF, heri ya mwaka mpya wote. (mbona sijawahi kusikia JK kafiriwa na nduguye? simuombei afiriwe, ila tu kwakuwa anashiriki sana kutoa ubani kwa wengine)..............wino mweupe...

Wana JF ni kajiswali tu kadogo najiulizaga labda ipo au haipo.Tukianzia hapa kwetu Tanzania hivi ni taasisi gani iliyoongozwa na mama Maria Nyerere alipokuwa ikulu kwa miaka 27? Na je kwa US...

Wa-marekani walipotuma astronauts kwenda outer space waligundua kwamba wino wa kalamu zao hauwezi kuhimili joto la outer space.Walitumia miaka 10 na $12million ku-design pen itakayofaa kutumika...

A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are...

The Gaga Law (RAH)² (AH)³ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)² + OOH(LA)² = Bad Romance

Napenda kuwapa heshima ya hali ya juu wanawake woote popote walipo duniani no matter what..hawa ni mama,dada.shangazi,bibi zetu.Halipingiki mama zetu ni wavumilivu na wametutoa mbali wanahitaji...

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him...

kikwete kaenda kuwatembelea vichaa. Docta akawachagua vichaa wenye nafuu wampokee. Basi jk akaja na escort yake.akawa anazungumza na kichaa mmoja ikawa hivi: jk: mbona unanishangaa hivyo...

This guy comes back from the toilet, when a women says to him, "Hey, you have left your GARAGE door open"!" As the man is zipping his fly up, he says with a big smile,"Did you see my big black...