JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

TEACHER: Mage, can you please name three best kings who have change people's lives?? MAGE: Drin KING Smo KING Fuc KING Teacher akazimia..

President Boris Yeltsin called Clinton with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried. "My people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true...

Kulikuwa na watoto wawili mapacha wa kike na wakiume,walikuwa kila siku wao ni kula kuku na chipsi,yule wa kike akakuwa mapema akota vivuzi badala ya kuagiza kuku chipsi akaagiza chipsi mayai...

Ni saa za alasiri, jua linaanza kuzama na kagiza kanaanza kutanda. Dereva na abiria wake mmoja wako kwenye barabara inayoelekea mji mmoja. Mara abiria anasikia mlio wa bung! bung! ukitokea nje ya...

Mke alipoona mme wake ameenda safari ya mbali akaamua atoke nje ya ndoa ili atulize hamu yake,akaamua kumleta mwanaume wake nyumbani,Siku moja usiku mme akarudi kutoka safarini na alipofika...

Inavyoonekana sasa wasaidizi wote wa Rais JK wakiongozwa na Makamu wa Rais Bilal, Waziri Mkuu Pinda na Mawaziri wengine wote isipokuwa Kamanda Magufuli wameshindwa kazi au wapo likizo isiyo kuwa...

Jamani huku mtaani kwetu umetoke msiba ndugu wawili wa tumbo moja (kaka na dada) wamefariki wakiwa wamepishana masaa mawili ...nilipomuuliza mama yangu yeye akaniambia mwaka jana akiwa kijiji...

Wakuu naomba msaada kama kuna mwana JF Kigali,Rwanda, anisaidie nitampaje natarajia kuwa hapo mjini in 2 days, kupumzika akama anaweza kunipitisha mitaa ya hapo, gharama juu yangu au anijuze...

Najua kitawakera sana mashostito lakini kiufupi nimethubutu na nimeweza kutumia picha yangu halisi kama avatar yangu. Si kingine ila ni urembo wangu wa sura ulionifanya nijiweke hadharani kama...

Japanese : Impossible! American : The question ' s all wrong! British : It ' s not found on the Internet And the Indian: F(IV)E This is the reason Indians are everywhere in the world...

Kuna mama mmoja pale manzese tiptop,huyu ni mnyakyusa,umaarufu anaitwa mama kupilika. Alikuwa na grocery,na kazi yake kubwa ni kuuza vibinti toka mikoani,hasa hasa mtwara masasi na iringa. Yeye...

Hamjambo wana JF.

Jamaa mmoja aliwatembelea wakwe zake, mkoa fulani ambao unasifika kuwa na simba wengi. Ilipofika wakati wa kwenda kulala wakwe zake walimtahadharisha kuwa asitoke usiku kuna simba, wakaagana na...

Wife buys a Dozen underwear of same color 4 hubby her husband. HUBBY:Why Same Color? People will think I never change underwear.. WIFE:Which people who see your underwear than me? TOTAL SILENCE...

teacher asked : Why are you late for school? Johnny: Because of the Sign. Teacher : What Sign? Johnny : The sign that says "School ahead go slow"

Kazini aliajiriwa mrembo mpya.jamaa wawili wakawa wanashindana ni nani atampata mrembo kwanza. Baada ya siku chache mmoja akasema amesha mpata. siku mbili baadaye jamaa wa pili akasema na yeye...

There's an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!"...

Picha ya invisible akiwa amejificha kwenye chumba chenye mkaa halafu ni giza inahitajika haraka zawadi nono itatolewa kwa atakayetia fora

sili,silali,sinywi sbb ya mapenzi nilio nayo juu ya memba humu ndani. Eti jaman nifanye nn nimsahau sbb ushauri wa padri haujafaa kabs. Sijui padri wa wap yule

1-Kariakoo jirani na mzunguko wa magari (round about):wanapatikana wauzaji wa dvd za ngono za kila aina,muuzaji mmoja alinidokeza kuwa kijiwe hicho kinafahamika pia kwa viongozi wa serikali.Wao...