JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Habari wana JF…. If you are to be granted lolote lile utakalo katika Maisha Yako.... Kitu gani waweza taka Most... Ambacho unajua Ukisha kipata utaridhika daima... Naomba tafadhali...

1. You can’t say M without your lips touching 2. You are trying it now and you look like an idiot , and 3. You are now smiling...

CAUGHT ON CAMERA!!! BETTER BE MORE SECRETIVE NEXT TIME LOL! IN COOOOOOOOOOMING!!! WTF! hahaha! Oh REALLY!? Aww! So CUTE! A Funny Tale! :embarrassed:

KULIKUA NA WANANDOA YANI MKE NA MME.SASA MWANAMME AKAWA NASHAISHANAA AU NAWEZA SEMA KUIKODOLEA MACHO MARRIEGE CERTITICET(CHETI CHA NDOA) then mwanamke akasema."mumu wangu,kulikoni..mbona...

Kwa mwanaJF aliyepo Comoro au aliyewahi kufika, naomba anipe maelezo ya usafiri, malazi n.k. Ninataka kwenda kwa ajili ya mapumziko, Nimejaribu kugoogle lakini usafiri niliouona wa kutoka Dar ni...

Mmetuletea mgao wa maji tumekubali,mgao wa umeme tumezoea,na sasa mgao wa mafuta tumekubali,lakini chonde chonde msije mkatuletea na mgao wa pombe na ngono!......hapo atutaelewana kabisa...

ID: Paw Sababu: Kumkashifu Invisible Duration: Life =========== ID: PainKiller Sababu: Kumzushia Uongo Mzee Mwanakijiji Duration: Mpaka Mpangaji Wa Magogoni amalize muda wake au afukuzwe na...

Toka nianze sijawahi pata BAN, nazisikia. Naomba ban, nataka nipumzike kama miaka kumi bila kuvisit jf ila nimeshindwa. Nisaidieni wana jf, nina kazi nying. Jf inanibana sana.

A baby was born at st Ann's hospital laughing lyk crazy.The doctors noticed the baby was holding something in his tiny hands.They carefully pulled his tiny fingers apart and found an ABORTION...

kuna demu nampenda, basi bila hiana nikamtokea, jibu alilonipa ni kwamba ana mtu lakini mimi sikuamin kama kweli ana mtu nikaendelea kumsumbua lakini msimamo wake ni huo huo. ajabu uwa natoka...

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word , taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of...

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Mwalimu mmoja alienda shule moja ya kijijini kusimamia mitihani.Alipokuwa akiendelea na zoezi la usimamizi,alishangaa wanafunzi wote wametulia attention bila kuandika chochote.Mara ukasikika...

Reposted.... Mod.. mliondoa hii kwa nini? ondoeni tena.... Si unajua wakenya wananyoongeaga kiswahili, hebu ongea kama wao ukisoma hii.... 1. Ati wee ni m-black mpaka ukiingia kwa dinga...

We una nini??nikupe kabinti changu unaweza hisi ni didy no ni tangazo linafundisha ma binti zetu sikuhizi wawe makini kwenye kuchagua wa milele maisha ni at least awe na hivyo hapo juu ni vyema...

Telephone Conversations with helpdesk Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have? Customer: A white one... ==== Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen...

...umepotelea wapi? Umesababisha hata binti yangu agome kuwasiliana nami. Nahisi anadhani nimemtafutia mama hewa. Michelle, uko wapi mpenzi?

Mnamo miaka ya 1980 kipindi hicho wakati wa shida ya usafiri, kuna gari moja aina ya landrover 109 ambalo nyuma lilikuwa wazi yaani "pickup" lilibeba jeneza la kuzikia maiti likielekea kijiji cha...

Mwana jf unaweza kutoa sababu ya vijana wengu wa tz kukosa ajira ijapokuwa wengine wamesoma lakini hawana ajira?

Bwahahaha! what are people thiking about? kwl people have a wild IMAGINATION! kwanza ranking hii nimoja wapo ya THE FUNNIEST COMMERCIAL na kweli bana kujua ngeli muhimu Then sasa twaja hizi...