JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

WanaJF, naiuza hii pikipiki yangu bei chee. Kama umeipenda ni-PM kwa makubaliano zaidi.

Wakuu wenzangu sina budi kumshukuru Mungu kwa kila jambo katika maisha yangu aliyonijalia hadi leo hii nimeweza kuiona siku hii ya leo. Napenda kwaataarifu wanajanvi wenzangu leo ndio ile siku...

Kabadilisha sura yake ya kijambazi kaweka sura ya mtoto anayecheka. Pogezi kwako ujumbe wangu uliupata ukaufanyia kazi. Nataka kuamini ccm wanaweza kubadilika

Faida za mbunge wangu kuachana na siasa uchawara zama hizi. 1. Wilaya yangu itakuwa maarufu kama Igunga. 2. Vyombo vya habari vitahamia huko, wananchi wataweza kueleza shida zao, zikaandikwa...

John alioa mke wa kichaga..siku moja juma akaenda nyumban kwa john..john mwnyw hakuwepo akamkuta mke wa john peke yake..akamwambia,shemej naomb unionyshe matit yako ntakupa laki tano...mke wa...

Salaam wana Jf. Wakati tukiwa primary, ilikuwa kila siku asubuhi tunakimbia mchakamchaka, tunaimba nyimbo za umoja na mshikamano. Ilipendeza sana,. Je wewe unakumbuka tukio gani wakat ukiwa...

A guy went up to his father saying: "Daddy, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl!" Father: That's great son. Who is it? Son: It's Sandra, the neighbour's daughter. Father: Ohhhh...

A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom, and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out...

Jamaa alisafiri kwa wiki 2,akawasahau mbwa wake kuwaachia mpishi.aliporudi kati ya mbwa 9 ,wawili walishaliwa na wenzao na aafuataye akawa yeye MWENYE MBWA..Ni eneo maarufu kwa spicy za panya...

baada ya kutumikia kifungo cha miezi mitatu bila ulalamishi hatimaye nimerudi.nimelimiss jukwaa ile mbaya,nafurahi babu wa loliondo kafifia kama nilivyotabiri.wakuu ban inauma na...

TANESCO P.O.BOX 00000 DAR ES SALAAM Ndugu Mteja, YAH: KUBADILI JINA LA SHIRIKA Husika na kichwa cha habari hapo huu, shirika la kusambaza umeme Tanzania TANESCO (Tanzania Electric Supply...

Kigogo huyo wa chama cha magamba wilayani Sumbawanga amemshushia kipigo kizito mke wake wa ndoa aitwaye Tuli Mwakibinda chanzo cha kipigo ni sms iliyo ingia kwa Tuli wkt wakiwa wamejipumnzisha...

..I was in the PUB last night with my Mrs...and i said "I love you"..she said-is that you or the beer talking? i said it's me...talking to the beer!!

Kuna msamiati ambao umepanda chati sana hapa JamiiForum. Inanitatiza kujua maana yake... most of the comments watu wanatumia hili neno! Hivi lina maana gani? Naombeni kujua ili tuwe tunaenda wote...

masikini wengi hapa nchini waliposikia kuwa kutakuwa na mgao wa umeme nchi nzima walifurahi sana na kuipongeza serikali ya Jk kwamba kweli selikali imeamua kutujar yaani sasa kila mwananch...

hivi lile tangazo la taulo za kinamama linalorushwa na TBC1 kabla ya taarifa ya habari ya saambili usiku je ? linafundisha maadili mema ktk jamii kulingana na mila na desturi zetu za kitanzania...

Teacher: what's wrong? Johnny : our house is very small, Me, my mum and my dad, all sleep in the same bed. Every nyt my dad asks if I'm sleeping, I say No then he slaps my face & gives me a Black...

I just love this day!! You know why. I have two days of not seeing the face of this Ugly person I call my Boss. I just hate his face. Its manu u vs Bolton.

Jamani wana JF naomba ufafanuzi hii statment ya taifa changa toka tunapata uhuru now ni miaka 50 bado tuajiita taifa changa. Mi nadhani hili taifa ni mbilikimo tu but si changa tena or labda tuna...

Women: How To Turn Men Down HE : Can I buy you a drink? SHE : Actually I’d rather have the money. HE : I’m a photographer. I’ve been looking for a face like yours. SHE : I’m a plastic surgeon...