JF Chit-Chats and Jokes

Wapendwa wana wa JF, napenda kuungana nanyi katika kusherehekea miaka 3 ya ndoa na miaka 11 ya mahusiano na my wife wangu. Ni jambo dhahiri kuwa kufikia hapa tumevuka milima na mabonde mengi...

Kuna jamaa aliulizwa kwa nini hurricanes hupewa majina ya kike,yeye akajibu: because they come WET and WILD and they leave with your CAR and your HOUSE

Why is SEX so important to us all if it takes up sooooo little of ourtotal time??? For example - the experts tell us that people in a "healthy" married relationship should havesex 2 or 3 times...

Jamaa mmoja alikuwa anapiga chabo dirishani hapa street kwetu, wakati wana ndoa wakiwa kwenye mahaba, mara huko nje ya nyumba akawa anakatiza mtu na baiskeli aliyekuwa ghafla tairi la baiskeli...

Mzee mmoja aliingia kwa Doctor huku akiangua kilio.....Doctor akamuuliza vipi?... Jamaa huku ameweka mikono kichwani akamwambie, Doctor...hivi ile dawa ya kupaka uliniambia ninywe mara ngapi...

haha haaaa haha ha ha haaaa uuuuhiii hi hi hi hi aii hiii hihi dah yani kunamchizi kanichekesha hapa nilipo..!

She sends him the following message on SMS: My love If you're sleeping, send me your dreams If you're smiling, send me your smile If you're crying, send me your tears I love you... He...

My Dear Brother Elia, Kwa heshima na taadhima napenda kuchukua fursa hii kukutakia Heri ya siku yako ya kuzaliwa. Mungu akuzidishie maisha marefu uishi miaka mingi Duniani. Msisitizo kwa...

Jamaa yangu kaingia jana saa tatu usiku akitokea Mwanza, kazunguka Sinza yote bila mafanikio, kila gesti imejaa. Kinondoni, Magomeni, ilala, Tabata na Buguruni. Saa saba usiku akakata tamaa akaja...

Katika utafiti uliofanyika kwenye hospital ya Muhimbili, imebainika kuwa asilimia 80% ya watu wenye umri kati ya miaka 15- 57 nchini Tanzania wanaosumbuliwa na ugonjwa wa moyo ni mashabiki wa...

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not...

katika gate ya ikulu mzee mmoja alikuja na kumuomba askari ruhusa kumuona rais JK.askari akamjibu mzee kwamba JK si rais tena na wala hakai ikulu.mzee taratibu akaondoka..siku ya pili mzee akarudi...

mapenz yananiumiza kichwa,nimekuwa nikimpenda mwanamke kumbe nalea mimba ya mwanaume mwenzangu.ckujua kama mjamzito. 0 p.d tttm

Huwa natumia usafiri wa daladala, kuna mambo ambayo huwa yananiletea maswali kama: 1. kwa nini wanaotaka kumkoromea konda au hata abiria wengine huwa wannasema......unajua unaongea na...

Jamani ndugu zangu mimi nilikuwa nawapa kampani kufunga lakini leo hat mmoja wa kusema First Born karibu hakuna? AshaDii????????? Dena Amsi?????????? Husninyo??????????? Ex pastor...

baada ya binti kujifungua mazungumzo na mama mkwe wake yakawa hivii, Mama mkwe: Binti samahani lakini kusema ukweli mtt hafanani kabisaa na kijana wangu, Binti: Mama bila samahani, huku chini...

madereva wawili walikua wanaendesha magari kuelekea kwenye daraja ambalo ni gari moja tu lina uwezo wa kupita...! walikua wanaenda kwenye opposite direction yani huyu anaenda kule na mwingine...

hii ni mitaa ya k/koo wana jamii..! dogo mmoja alikua na mama yake wanatafuta vitu vya kwenda kutengeneza futari kama jinsi wakati ulivyo si mnajua wenyewe..!? sasa hapo sokoni mbele ya mama na...

Jamani nina swali,kuna jamaa aliona shati zuri inauzwa buku,akaazima jelo kwa mama na jelo kwa baba.Alipoenda kununua shati akapunguziwa bei ikawa 970,jamaa akaona bora apunguze madeni,akalipa...